Tripping Plushis

Welcome to all my fans and followers. I, Ratti, have more news to share with you. It seems that some of the members of Plushiland are not following proper procedure. I am supposed to be on all trips that the HUMAN undertakes. But some of bad Plushis have been stowing away and making unauthorised trips. Redd Ratti and Gediva aka Bobby S. seem to have had gone a trip that I did not know about it. I thought that Redd Ratti was working for me, but seems that he is also working for his own interests. I will just have to clamp down harder on unauthorised travel.

Stow-a ways

Ha ha, Escaped Ratti

Gediva aka Bobby S. and Redd Ratti

I have cancelled my own trip to Brit-Plush (England) as matters of state require me to stay in Plushiland. Besides I really do not like that CAMERON, Chap, allowing Badgers to be killed for the second year running.

Instead we had a short trip at the weekend to a Resort Town. Lots of old HUMANS with long faces. Horrible!! We were hosted by the PLushis of the town.

Fluff Wine Please

Ratti Meets Plushis of Bad D, DE

Unfortunately the PLushis live with HUMAN children. Our delegation had to be careful not to be touched by Sticky HUMAN Hands. Horrible, messes up your Fluff. I can report that appropriate transport was laid on for me.

Ratti Von Plush on Royal Tour

We also received an Asylum application from Nikki, the Spanish Dragon. I dealt with the request immediately and Nikki was able to escape the clutches of the HUMAN Children to a PLushiland. Once again I want to thank our hosts, both HUMAN and Plushi in Bad D, DE.

Ratti, Edna and Nikki Von PLush in PLushiland

Seems a cat in Australia has been Plushi-Knapping PLushis. Apparently the cat has been bring home PLushis. By the way the Dodo Blog is great, not as good as mine but good. Take a look!!!! You will recall that Kitty von PLush and his Rattiness, ME, do not get on. This is when Kats are not out killing Birds and other Animals. Horrible things them Kats.

And oh great surprise Animals in the wild are disappearing faster than you all thought. Forget Zoos, soon all animals will be gone and the only animals will be PLUSHIS.

And I will be Emperor of the World!

Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,

Keeper of the FLYFF,

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Holy Days in Plushiland - Easter for HUMANS

Lady Margi Von Plush addresses Easter Bunnies

NSA Red-Ratti btm right and notice Prince George (Squirrel) who now thinks he is a Bunny.

For some HUMANS, you will shortly be having your Easter, and other Holy Days. We in Plushiland will be having one of our Holy days as well. This is another day dedicated to our Lord, the Great Plushi In the SKYE. At this time of the year we also commemorate all those Easter Bunnies Plushis that managed to escape from the abuse of HUMAN Easter. The Lady Margi Von Plush addressed a gathering of Easter Plush Bunnies this afternoon. She asked them to think of the poor Easter Plushis still remaining in captivity in the HUMAN world. And of course all the real Rabbits that are kept in tiny cages by Bratty HUMAN Kids!

Just to make sure that there were no political overtones to the meeting, I, Ratti Von Plush attended and watched from the Royal Basket. You will notice that my evil Cousin, Red-Ratti Von PLush was also present. As a member of the NSA he advises me on any subversive matters. I am happy to report that Lady Margi did not call on the Bunnies to revolt against me and set up their own, Bunny Plushi Republic or Join the Kingdom of Pushtin. But you can never be too careful. As tyrants all over the world, know all too well.

Plushiland has a new resident, he is some sort of Owl-like creature called, Edragardia Von Plush. He turned up late last night. Because of the lateness of the hour, he did not receive the normal welcome. But instead spend the night with other Plushis from the Union of Feather Plushis. Edragardia did have to have immediate eye surgery this afternoon. So those locals complaining of immigrants getting all the medical attention might have a Flyff. Anyway Edragardia has made a full recovery and will be able to take part in our Great PLushi in the Skye Celebrations this weekend.

Union of Feathered Plushis greets Edragardia

Edragardia Von Plush

Finally spare a thought for all the chocolate bunnies that you eat at Easter. Also you might want to celebrate life by not killing and Eating LAMBS at Easter. Just a thought, but what do I know about Cruelty and Life and Death.

On a positive note, the Royal Balcony has finally been renovated and I can now address the Serfs from my new Balcony.

Ratti and Edna on new Royal Balcony

Ratti Von Plush

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

The Prince Georges Start School

Prince Georges start School. Head Mistress Margi von Plush (Bunny) assisted by Astrid Von Plush (Bear)

Here in Plushiland our Prince Georges have started attending Margi’s Finishing School for Plushis. It is the same school that King Drooley and Count Eccles attended. I also went to Margi’s Finishing School. We all got our diplomas, but I took a few blank forms just in case I need to issue some diplomas of my own. The young Prince Georges will be learning things like: How to Live off the other Plushis, Smile and receive Fluff and Diamonds and Holidaying in Fancy Places. All of this I learnt at school as well. It is also where I started my own personal relationship with DIAMONDS.

I am happy to report that the HUMANS have found out that it rains DIAMONDS on SATURN and JUPITER. I thought that they were Roman Gods, but turns out that they are “Planets”. I am now working on a new plan to fund a Plushi-Mission to these “Planets”. I will need to apply for FUNDING to the EU Parliament for this Mission. I saw on my last visit to Brussels that they give out money for just about anything.

Ratti Von Plush in Brussels

 On a trip to the “Planets” I should be able to collect get enough DIAMONDS to fund all my needs in addition to those of Plushiland.

DIAMONDS

I was looking forward to spending 31 Million Plushi-Dollars on a suitable home for me [Ratti Palace]

Ideas for my Ratti Palace

like that Bishop in Germany, Teabag or Tea Pot Von Else, or Somebody Von Else’s Money.

Anyway, King Drooley said I could not spend that sort of money, which makes getting the DIAMONDS from the “PLANETS” my only option.

Dear HUMANS none of you have submitted a Flag for the Design a Flag for Plushiland Appeal. So thanks for the lack of response.... There is one or two of you who I expected would sent me something, but I am very disappointed. And none of you want to be my FRIEND on FACEBOOK either. Of course this means the new Flag for Plushiland will be designed by me. So expect the Flag to be My IMAGE with DIAMONDS on a Gold background. No, I won’t be able to get away with that, there will be too many complaints from the BEARS, BUNNIES and DISNEYS of Plushiland. King Drooley will say the Flag must be inclusive.

Speaking of inclusive, as our Badger Asylum Seekers obviously cannot return to the Killing Fields of England they have now been granted full Citizenship of Plushiland. So from Asylum Seeker to Citizen in 6 weeks, your Right Wing Politicians would be livid.

King Drooley presents Badgers with Plushiland Citizenship. Ratti and Edna also attended.

Close-up of New Citizens

Plushiland Citizen Cards

So the number of PLushis living in PLushiland continues to increase. A few small Plushis popped up in Plushiland yesterday, after being asleep in storage for more than 3 years. They are: Mini-Poo, Mini-Koala and Bun-Tin, with his Fluff Carrot (Yum Yum) and Tin.

Mini-Poo, Mini-Koala and Bun-Tin

I think I might have to Nationalise (Rattise) his Tin for my personal use. Now that my plans to build the Ratti Palace have been put on hold, I will have to find somewhere else to store my DIAMONDS and other TREASURES.

If I cannot have a Palace I have decided to give myself another Title, that of Lord Protector of Plushiland. [This is a historical reference to Oliver Cromwell , what an UGLY looking HUMAN, who got rid of King Charles I of England and for once it was the King’s head that rolled. That was a serious case of De-Fluffing, if ever there was one. King Drooley of Plushiland has nothing to fear from me, as I am appointed by his pleasure, with his Seal [which I hold for safe keeping, not wanting to burden the King with looking after the High Seal of Plushiland].

Ratti Von Plush

Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland.

Language Problems and Asylum Seekers?

Last week I reported that to avoid the Badger killing in England, some Badgers had managed to escape to Plushiland. These Badgers were expected to learn the Plushiland dialect of the Universal-Plush language, Plushi. One of the Badgers, Bud has been spending a lot of time with The Right Honourable Hagar Von Plush, known as Tollie. It seems That Tollie has taught Bud, Cornwellian, Brit-Plushi. This is because Tollie is originally from Cornwell in Brit-Plush/know to you HUMANS as England. Not only that, but it seems that Tollie and Bud have entered into a Registered Civil Plushi-Partnership. 

Bud, Badger and Tollie Von PLush

[President Pushtin of Plushia will be very cross about that.] We wanted  all immigrants to Plushiland to integrate as soon as possible.  Our other Badger asylum seeker has moved into accommodation in Plushi Towers, building 1, level 1.

 

 

Ratti Von Plush,
Lord President of the Privy Council & Grand Vizier,
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

First Asylum Seekers Arrive

Bud the Badger escapes in Backpack

The first Badger Asylum Seekers, attempting to escape the killing and destruction of their homes in England, arrived in Plushiland this yesterday.  Plushiland has agreed to accept all Badgers that are able to escape the slaughter in their homeland.Farmers, Hunters and other Tories [The Nasty Party] in England continue to murder defenseless Badgers. Trying to shoot them through the heart, so they do not suffer (SIC). To show that this is nothing other than a Hunting party (The previous Labour govt of the UK [under the marvellous Tony Blair] stopped Landowners’s [read Tory] Fun of hunting and shooting foxes.) In desperation to shoot something, they have now decided to kill the Badgers. It is apparently to see if shooting badgers will reduce TB in Cows. But listen to this, the bodies of the killed Badgers will not be tested for TB. So really it is about how many Badgers can be killed [for no reason-other than we like killing things.]in the shortest possible time. And now the some of the Welch farmers are sulking because they too wanted to kill Badgers, but the court said “no”. But they still want their turn, to see if they can kill a Badger by shooting it through the heart “not to cause it any suffering”.

You HUMANS truly are very strange. Your ideologies always overrule your logic. You have your “SCIENCE” why do you not use it, to solve the TB problem. Oh no wait, you like to use your SCIENCE to kill each other. And if HUMANS are killing their own kind, then I guess there is not much hope that they will stop killing animals. And the job of a Farmer is to kill things for a living (Cows, pigs, Sheep, horses, goats, foxes, birds, chickens and now BADGERS). Blood Money I think you will find!

Privy Council of Plushiland

The Whole of the Privy Council of Plushiland, led by King Drooley and of course myself, Ratti, met the Badgers this yesterday afternoon. After which a special reception was held for the Asylum seekers. 

Privy Council welcomes Badgers from England

Plushiland has a long and honourable heritage in helping Plushis in need. You will recall the fund raising efforts for the “Abused Relationship Plushis” I am happy to report that we have received several DIAMOND donations for the Abused Relationship Plushis (ARP), but we have also set up a fund for the BADGERS.Our New Badgers will be housed in temporary housing for a week, before being given their own space in Plushi Towers. We also hope that they will be able to learn our Dialect soon. All Plushis speak Plushi, but there are obviously regional differences.

Plushiland's Badgers please support them

Diamonds collected for ARP

  
















 




Ratti Von Plush
Lord President of the Privy Council & Grand Vizier
Office of the King
Plushi Towers
Plushiland

Ratti's NSA has Problems with Fluffi-Leaks and Tedward Snowbear

 

Julius Bear - Founder of Fluffi-Leaks, Hiding from me in a Basket.

 Today I have to report that I have been having problems with the organisation called Fluffi-Leaks. Fluffi-Leaks is like your human Wiki-Leaks. I am having the same problems here in Plushiland. Fluffi-Leaks founder Julius Bear has revealed that the NSA (Never Seek Asylum)- Plushi-Division has been spying on the citizens of Plushiland. And although Julius Bear is holed up somewhere in a box he is still causing problems for me, the Mighty Ratti.

Tedward Snowbear, of NSA - Plushi-division in hiding in Plushsia

Not only that but now one of my NSA workers (Tedward Snowbear) has run away and is hiding out in an airport in Plushsia.Nobody had seen him for weeks. All of a sudden he puts out of the woodwork and says that I, Ratti am a tyrant and Despot. Such a cheek considering that I employed him to keep Plushiland same from the danger - Real not made up, I promise - of Bear-Terror Acts. You really cannot trust anybody now a days can you?

Agents of Never Seek Asylum (NSA) - Plushi-Division  From Back Left: Batti, Barti, Super Tigi, Pink-Piggie and Red-Ratti. Absent Tedward Snowbear!

Mr Snowbear has released the above picture through Fluffi-Leaks. So athlough I did not want to worry anybody about this.All the data that I have save from FLuff-book is very safe. I have not let any one else take a look. And if the Bears are not planning anything that I do not like (also known as illegal) then they have nothing to worry about surely. I am a good guy. I might have unlimited power, but I use it with care and only to protect Plushiland. I have asked Plushsia to return Snowbear to me for questioning and if found guilty, De-Fluffing, all his fluff will be removed! You get the picture. The Euro-Fluffy countries have been very helpful and have said if Snowbear comes into there Plush-space they will arrest him and send him to me... So I think I have got this one sorted. Snowbear is a traitor and needs to be punished to fullness of my wrath. I am only trying to protect our Plushi way of life from Terror. 

Edna von Plush, wearing Ratti's Jewelry

While I have been posing for official photos, to be released soon,on stamps and what not; Edna has been wearing my jewelry.




 Everyone is against me today. "Off with their heads", as a dear friend of my, the Red Queen (Queen of Hearts), from Alice in Wonderland used to say. Before she was her self replaced. If you want to advice on how to be an evil Queen/Ruler. Take a look at Regina from "Once Upon a Time"

Regina, the EVIL Queen from Once Upon A Time

Enough of this, Matters of State require my attention.