Welcome 2016 - Plushiland Finds New Home

After many months of Exile (storage boxes), Plushiland has finally found a new home. We are now living in somewhat reduced circumstances compared to before, but we make the best of it. Before we were allowed into Plushiland we had to experience the indignity of being vacuumed to remove any storage dust.

Waiting for the Vacuum Cleaner

Speaking of Indignity for Plushis. See how some Disneys have been treated in London, Brit-Plush.

Indignity in London, Mostly Mickey Mouse, who I really do not like!

During the year some of us were able to travel. Piep Mouse and Nooshie travelled to the United States. This was one of those trips that, I, Ratti von Plush did not go on. I do not travel with Nooshie as he is far too anti-Plush (social). I am hoping to travel to the USA later this year to meet some local PLushis.

Piep Mouse and Nooshie in USA

Around the Royal Birthday Month, November we travelled to the seaside, to get away from the hectic affairs of Plushiland. The weather was not great and the venue was a bit boring. But if you have to depend on The HUMANS to make the travel arrangements, this is what happens.

King Drooley, Eccles, Chichi, Edna, Ratti and Tollie at the Seaside.

We are really hoping in 2016 to keep the number of new Plushis down but there seems to be a constant stream into Plushiland. At least we have a large balcony from which we can look down on the HUMANS.

Ratti and Edna on their Balcony

Let me take this opportunity to wish all Plushis in the HUMAN world a wonderful 2016. Hoping that your HUMANS treat you well.


Ratti Von Plush,
King of the Forest,

Ratti wearing the Crown of Pink Champagne

Great Liberal,

PLUSHI Resources Director,

Keeper of the FLUFF,

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY).

Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland,

Colonia Claudia Ara Agrippinensium

Please take look at the website of Appalachian Bear Rescue  to see the amazing work they undertake to save orphaned baby bears.

Photo. Bobby Bear Appalachian Bear Rescue

Read Bobby's story here.

Plushiland in Exile & Royal Visit to Monaco

Some may wonder why We have been quiet for a while. Well, we must tell you that currently Plushiland is in Exile. We had to give up Plushi Towers. WE are currently trying to find a new home. This means that many members of Plushiland are currently in suspended fluff animation. To you, this means they are currently sleeping in boxes in storage. Only the Elite of Plushiland managed to escape this fate, Ourself included. We are now in reduced circumstances and have to make do with much less space. We all  hope that we will find a new permanent home soon, but this is proving to be difficult.

Plushiland in Exile

These difficulties did not stop some of US from making a small Royal Visit to Monaco last month. We arrived at Nice (Nizza) and were collected by car. Thereafter We had lunch in Nice. There was a brilliant view from the hotel.

Ratti Von Plushi in Nice

Edna, Gediva and Tollie in helicopter

Later We flew by helicopter to Monaco. I am happy to report that our accommodation in Monaco was up to my high standards. We also met a local Disney, who gave us insights into how the Rich Plushis live.

Looking out on Monaco

Plushis with a view

Meeting local Disney

I made a trip to look at the yachts after having an early breakfast at a local coffee shop. Nothing for me, they had everything but fluff on the menu. To those who care, trying to find something decent to eat as a Vegetarian in Monaco or France is not easy. The fluff also smells a bit funny there too, like the cheese too ripe.

Ratti at Breakfast

Ratti von Plush and a Boat/Ship in Monaco

We managed to acquire another Von Plush while in Monaco, Prince Albert Von Plush of Monaco. I think he is a bit disappointed at the accommodation he has found here back at Plushiland-in-Exile. Oh yes and Prince George of Brit-Plush has a sister, but they are in storage, so not much news coming through.

Plushis sleeping

Prince Albert von Plush of Monaco

 I hope to soon have the rest of my minions out of storage, but as We are dependent on the HUMAN for this it might take a while.

We shall hopefully be posting more often again. Very unreliable Fluff-Net here (Internet).

Ratti von Plush as King of the Forest

Ratti Von Plush
King of the Forest

Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,

Keeper of the FLUFF,

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers (in reduced circumstances),
Plushiland (in Exile)

CCAA

Christmas Plushiland 2014, Ratti von Plush Give DIAMONDS

It is time once more for Christmas. It is my 12th Christmas. Today, WE received a Royal Sled. And later WE will be travelling around the world to collect Diamonds. Bit like Father Christmas, only difference is that you give US, Father Ratti Christmas the Presents. High, Value, Portable Property; Diamonds Preferred.

Father Ratti Christmas, out collecting Diamonds

Waiting for the Real Father Christmas, Not Father Ratti Christmas

Plushiland welcomes another orphan

Plushiland at the Movies. Lord Gediva, is closest to the camera.

In OUR last post WE mentioned the Paddington Bear Movie. Well some Plushiland representatives went and saw it with THE HUMAN. Well it was very boring and they went to sleep during the movie. HUMAN children might like it. BUT London is not nearly as welcoming as the movie suggests. Enough said!

And another orphan finds a home at Christmas

Wrap up warm

Well We must be off and start collecting OUR gifts. Seems that squirrels are responsible for global warming. Not it not Squirrels, YOU HUMANS are to Blame.

Source: www.independent.co.uk

So Merry Christmas and Merry Plush. I will be back in the new Year, and all years are the Year of the Ratti.

Further Comment not required.

Ratti Von Plush

Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,

Keeper of the FLYFF,

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Plushiland Welcomes back Ratti Von Plush

Ratti and Edna Von Plush with African Gifts for Plushiland

It has now been a week since we returned from our trip to South Africa. It seems that in the process we have managed to acquire additional immigrants. Two new Plushis managed to get into the luggage. So there were two new faces to greet me, when I woke up back in Plushiland. They are Nagapie Von Plush and Hippo Von Plush.

Hippo and Nagapie Von Plush arrive in Plushiland. Ratti and Edna not amused!

Apparently they had been granted Plushiland Enterance Visas at Johannesburg Airport (YES, YES. I know it is called the Oliver Tambo International Airport!!!). Not by me, but THE HUMAN. Bit of a cheek really. INDIGNITY! I mean, fair enough, Plushiland can always use addtional slaves, I mean serfs, oh no we call them Subjects, no wait I think the Politically Correct term for HUMANS is Wage Slaves.... So Plushis must be cuddle slaves.

But I digress. It seems very wrong that the Royal Plushiland delegation, including me, Ratti Von Plush, should travel in the hold, while these new immigrants got to travel in the hand luggage. Only economy (Battery chicken class - okay it is worse for the chickens - than British Airways Economy Class) I will be looking into this serious violation of my rights.

Mr Price Pouch Bear Von Plush from South Africa. Taking Cuddles away from the Locals?!

I notice that President Pushtin of Russia, has been doing a bit of map redrawing. Bla, bla - I know Crimea was part of Russia in the past. If I understand this correctly: if another country has a significant number of your "people" then you can hold a "referundum" and take over the place. Although, I have not been around that long, I believe it has been tried before with very bad results. With out refering to any events in the last 100 years, I too have had a good idea.

Seeing there are a significant number of Plushis living in Germany, France, Belgium and England, I have decided to ask the PLushis in these countries if they would like to join PLushiland. And I will then be their leader and ensure that their Plushi RIghts are Protected AGAINST  you evil HUMANS. Once again I must thank President Pushtin, for determining Plushiland Foreign Policy. Besides PLushiland is getting a bit full with all the Plushimmigrants from Europe (and Africa). I am not sure if we should limit European Plushimmigration (these foreign Plushis are getting all the cuddles and housing in Plushiland; or just take over the countries they come from to protect their Plushi-Rights, and our jobs of course.

Hippo meets Hippo

The European Parliamentary elections take place in May, not sure How I can use this to my advantage. But no doubt I will come up with something. Maybe register the Plushi-Party of Europe. No less silly than some of the other parties. Like the UK Independence Party! Well, anyway. I must go and scheme a bit more. Plushi Politics calls.

Remembering "Marius" the Danish Giraffe, killed by a Danish Zoo. Cause it was the easiest thing to do. Zoos are Rubbish!!!!Put the HUMANS in cages, Yes!

Ratti Von Plush

DIAMOND Collector

Ratti (wearing his Imperial Invasion Ribbon) looks to hold "referenda" among European Plushis

King of Salford
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Badgers, Police and Democracy/Democra-Fluff

According to the guardian.see link the Police are passing protesters's [against the killing of BADGERS] details over to the Farmer's Union in the UK. Gosh, now that is really surprising.

Just like my Bat NSA, tells me what the Teddy Bears are up to in Plushiland. And how do you think I know what is going on in the HUMAN WORLD. I get reports from all my Plushi-Spies [obviously not Teddy Bears - they like HUMANS too much. Real case of Stockholm Syndrome] in your HUMAN HOUSES. Anyway, the police here in Plushiland would not support the killing of Badgers. The Organs of the state saying "Please, no I am just doing my job", that excuse cannot be used since the Second HUMAN World War, or Apartheid in South Africa.

Is it just me? Or are some [one does need to be reasonable and not imply ALL] Police particularly nasty. In UK, Shooting innocent people, killing people at demonstrations [okay one HUMAN and he had a weak heart, well he did after he was pushed by the policeman]. So supporting the killing of BADGERS seems the next step....At recent protests in Frankfurt, Germany the police were also a bit over keen to protect commercial interests.

Of course WE do not have protests in Plushiland. Everyone is happy with OUR Non-Democratic System in Plushiland. We have a ruling Council, the Privy Council that represents the needs of all Plushis, so they do not have to worry about Democra-Fluff. We have a perfect system here. Non- Represenatitive Plushi Democra-Fluff (NRPDF).

Privy Council serves the needs of all Plushis

Bit like HUMAN China, okay that is much more complicated. I cannot be bothered to find out anyway. I am very busy, I have to arrange a Teddy Bears's Tea Party. UGH how horrible. Silly Bears and their religion.

I also need to send my best wished to the old [double meaning intentional] and new Germany Queen, Angie, the First of that Name.

What the Greek Papers think

Will she rule longer than Baroness, Margaret Thatcher, the First of England? At least MT had policies......The statement does not imply that Ratti Von Plush supports these Policies.

Speaking of Democa-Fluff, I had  long meeting, at the weekend with the God-King, Tutankhamun. Or Rather his Plushi Counterpart, King Tuti-Bear, from Manchester, England. Tuti had some good ideas, about things like slavery and so on.... Tuti also had a Grand Vizier, AY. [so I am in good company as King Drooley's Grand Vizier] And it is simply not true that the Grand Vizier killed the King, Tuti.

King Tuti Bear, Ratti Von Plush and Edna as the Scribe

Maybe Having God Kings has put the Egyptians off Democra-Fluff permanently?Too soon? Too Late?

I visited the Plushi Aristocracy at weekend in Disney Mews.

Ratti Von Plush and Edna visit the Disney Mews, home of the Plushi Aristocracy. Few Bears!

There have been some complaints that religion is not mentioned enough in my posts. So I am now naming myself, the Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky. [This is why I have to organise the Teddy Bears's Tea Party] I have this very original IDEA, I am hoping to use religion to control the Teddy Bears, not sure if it will work.

Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Professor Woody studies SCIENCE

Oh Yes, HUMANS you are supposed to actually follow the links I have added to this post. It is to help educated YOU.

  I am not doing this for my health but wealth send the DIAMONDS to:

Ratti Von Plush
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY)
Office of the King
Plushi Towers
Plushiland








PS if you find any spelling or grammar mistakes, remember Engrish is not my first language. Email corretions to: von.plush@googlemail.com or seem me on facebook: Ratti Von Plush I want to be YOUR friend.

New Official Photos.

Today the Royal Photographer [also know as The HUMAN]was at Court and has taken new photos.

King Drooley of Plushiland

Count Eccles of Plushiland

King Drooley and Count Eccles

Edna Von Plush and the great Ratti

 

Notice we are standing on our Beareux Tapestry. Our Tapestry is similiar to the HUMAN, Bayeux Tapestry

HUMAN Bayeux Thingy

Our Tapestry was created especially for Plushiland, by a Great Lady, and great friend of Plushiland.

Ratti Von Plush,
Lord President of the Privy Council & Grand Vizier,
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Language Problems and Asylum Seekers?

Last week I reported that to avoid the Badger killing in England, some Badgers had managed to escape to Plushiland. These Badgers were expected to learn the Plushiland dialect of the Universal-Plush language, Plushi. One of the Badgers, Bud has been spending a lot of time with The Right Honourable Hagar Von Plush, known as Tollie. It seems That Tollie has taught Bud, Cornwellian, Brit-Plushi. This is because Tollie is originally from Cornwell in Brit-Plush/know to you HUMANS as England. Not only that, but it seems that Tollie and Bud have entered into a Registered Civil Plushi-Partnership. 

Bud, Badger and Tollie Von PLush

[President Pushtin of Plushia will be very cross about that.] We wanted  all immigrants to Plushiland to integrate as soon as possible.  Our other Badger asylum seeker has moved into accommodation in Plushi Towers, building 1, level 1.

 

 

Ratti Von Plush,
Lord President of the Privy Council & Grand Vizier,
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Last Polar Bear Dies in Zoo 2043

If you HUMANS do not start doing something about Global Warming, then this is the headline your Grandchildren will receive via their neural implants, powered by Apple, in the year 2043. Read Guardian article yourself. Obviously there are too many bears in Plushiland, but easch one is precious in the HUMAN WORLD. Contrac-Ratti but such is PLUSH/life.

Yes I know the American Right does not believe in Global Warming, and the Chinese govt. does not care about it, but it is still a problem. Each year the polar ice becomes thinner and more scattered. The Poor Polar Bears have to swim between the ice sheets often for many miles. [Often the distances are too far, and they are already weakened by lack of food and so they drown. All because you need two cars per household, try walking to the shop. The COWS, you so love to eat produce, so much CO2, that they are one of the biggest sources of CO2-Carbon Dioxide. And of course the production of all you unnecessary “CONSUMER GOODS”.] 

I love only DIAMONDS,

Edna Von Plush and Ratti Von Plush love DIAMONDS

because as Dame Shirley Bassy sings “TheDIAMONDS linger” 

Seems I got distracted. And obviously the Baby Polar Bears are most at risk of drowning because they are so small and cannot swim as far and so as long as their mothers can.

Photos by Ian Brown, montage by Jeremy Young

 BBC Polar Bear Documentary link. See You Tube

Soon enough the only Polar Bears will be in Zoos – not a place you would choose to life – it if it was your last hope. 

The Late, Great, Knut. Rest in Peace. Love Ratti and Plushiland

There is the sad story of KNUT – the polar bear that was born in Berlin in 05.12.2006. His mother rejected him and the zoo decided to hand rear KNUT. But some of you HUMANS said he should be killed right away. He had a very devoted ersatz [replacement for those who do not understand German-Plushi] mother, Thomas Dorflein. Knut was very cute and many thousands of people visited the zoo and it collected piles of DIAMONDS, oh sorry money. Knut’s HUMAN parent died suddenly of heart failure on 22.09.2008. Knut died on 19.03.2011. He had some sort of fit and was found drowned in his enclosure. 

Very sad, but the KNUT saga does demonstrate the plight of Polar Bears, and that animals in Zoos, even with the best attention often die because it is not their natural environment. And HUMANS are horrible.

Fortunately, there are some polar bears in Plushiland, and they will survive, as their Fluff-ice will not melt.

Forstie Von Plush and Baby, Plushiland Polar Bears

Ratti Von Plush,
Lord President of the Privy Council & Grand Vizier,
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland