Rattis' Birthday 11 November 2013

First picture of Ratti with King Drooley

Today, the 11th of November is my Birthday. I am now 10 years old in HUMAN Years, but far older in Plushi-Years. I think we will be having several days of celebration in Plushiland this week.

King Drooley presents Ratti with Boat

Rattis DIAMOND studs

For my Services to Plushiland King Drooley has given me a boot for my Birthday. I look forward to travelling around Plushiland in my sail boat. As a gift to myself, I got, yes you guessed it, DIAMONDS.





This seems to be the week for Birthdays, one of my HUMAN fans had a Birthday yesterday. So I just wanted to wish Miss P. a very happy Birthday for yesterday.
We will probably be having a big Fluff Celebration later in the week, but that depends on my other commitments.

In honour of my Birthday, I have decided to pardon Tedward Snowbear. This means that he can return to Plushiland any time he likes and will not be sent to Jail, for crimes against the NSA and Plushiland. So maybe President Obama will do the same for Edward Snowdon.

New NSA member, FF

Speaking of the NSA, I am happy to announce that we have a new recruit. His name is well, it is a secret, but he is known as FF or F-Squared. The Bat NSA was rather busy around Halloween, as you can imagine, bringing Fluff-sweets to all the small Plushis of Plushiland, like Cupcake.

The Ridiculously cute, Cupcake Von Plush

Halloween BAT-NSA

Birthday Greetings for ME

I really do not have much time to write today. I am hoping that my schedule this week will allow me to write again with further details of my Birthday Celebrations. Until then I await your Birthday wishes. I Must dash as some Plushis will be arriving for Fluff-Cocktails and Fluff-Nibbles soon.

Ratti Von Plush
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Tedward Snowbear and Bradley Mousing

Not a good day for me. It seems my hero, Pustin of Plushia has granted asylum to Edward Snowbear, formerly of the NSA. I am really not very impressed at all, as I wanted to send Teddy Bear to Jail, for crimes against Plushiland, and ME.

Me on the phone to President Pushtin of Plushia. Telling him to send Edward Snowbear back for trial.

This is the last know photo of Edward Snowbear, taken yesterday in Plushia. President Pushtin has allowed him to stay in the country, when he needs to come back to PLushiland and stand trial for crimes against PLushi-dom.

In better news a Court of Kangaroos found Bradley Mousing (are you a Man or a Mouse) guilty of crimes against Plushiland. This was for his releasing information on FLuffi-Leaks. He can expect a nice long jail sentence from us. He will be lucky if he does not receive the ulitmate punishment. The True Death - De-Fluffing. Will have to see what mood the court is in. See the Kangaroos are only trying to protect their children from Bear Terror.

Me presiding over Kangaroo Court that found Bradley Mousing Guilty. Any signs of torture are purely co-incidental.

My Faboulousnesses

Plushi-Towers, Plushia - Off to Jail, DemocraFluff

The Humans who share myspace here continue to hang there wet shirts in front of PLushi-Towers. It is either things that have been washed or even worse shirts that have been worn to work (not sure what work means, sounds bad, worse than me). Really this INDIGNITY must stop at once. I have just signed an executive order in this regard.

And in other news in Plushia - King (I mean President) Pushtin (my hero) has sent another HUMAN to Jail for disagreeing with him. Now that is what I call power. Just like I said last time "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS". The Plushies in Plushiland have it far better than the HUMANS in Plushia. President Plushtin has rewritten the Book on DemocraFluff. OH Well. I am also trying for Ratti Von Plush to be Grand Vizier for life. Just like they have it in Plushia, with the strong HUMAN, President Plushtin. Now if he would only send Tedward Snowbear back to me, to stand trial. In an open and fair process, the way they have in Plushia, all order will be restored. Enjoy your DemocraFluff - while it lasts - assuming there is any left. Soon DemocraFluff, will be deFluffed.

De-Fluffing, is not nearly as attractive.

Ratti's NSA has Problems with Fluffi-Leaks and Tedward Snowbear

 

Julius Bear - Founder of Fluffi-Leaks, Hiding from me in a Basket.

 Today I have to report that I have been having problems with the organisation called Fluffi-Leaks. Fluffi-Leaks is like your human Wiki-Leaks. I am having the same problems here in Plushiland. Fluffi-Leaks founder Julius Bear has revealed that the NSA (Never Seek Asylum)- Plushi-Division has been spying on the citizens of Plushiland. And although Julius Bear is holed up somewhere in a box he is still causing problems for me, the Mighty Ratti.

Tedward Snowbear, of NSA - Plushi-division in hiding in Plushsia

Not only that but now one of my NSA workers (Tedward Snowbear) has run away and is hiding out in an airport in Plushsia.Nobody had seen him for weeks. All of a sudden he puts out of the woodwork and says that I, Ratti am a tyrant and Despot. Such a cheek considering that I employed him to keep Plushiland same from the danger - Real not made up, I promise - of Bear-Terror Acts. You really cannot trust anybody now a days can you?

Agents of Never Seek Asylum (NSA) - Plushi-Division  From Back Left: Batti, Barti, Super Tigi, Pink-Piggie and Red-Ratti. Absent Tedward Snowbear!

Mr Snowbear has released the above picture through Fluffi-Leaks. So athlough I did not want to worry anybody about this.All the data that I have save from FLuff-book is very safe. I have not let any one else take a look. And if the Bears are not planning anything that I do not like (also known as illegal) then they have nothing to worry about surely. I am a good guy. I might have unlimited power, but I use it with care and only to protect Plushiland. I have asked Plushsia to return Snowbear to me for questioning and if found guilty, De-Fluffing, all his fluff will be removed! You get the picture. The Euro-Fluffy countries have been very helpful and have said if Snowbear comes into there Plush-space they will arrest him and send him to me... So I think I have got this one sorted. Snowbear is a traitor and needs to be punished to fullness of my wrath. I am only trying to protect our Plushi way of life from Terror. 

Edna von Plush, wearing Ratti's Jewelry

While I have been posing for official photos, to be released soon,on stamps and what not; Edna has been wearing my jewelry.




 Everyone is against me today. "Off with their heads", as a dear friend of my, the Red Queen (Queen of Hearts), from Alice in Wonderland used to say. Before she was her self replaced. If you want to advice on how to be an evil Queen/Ruler. Take a look at Regina from "Once Upon a Time"

Regina, the EVIL Queen from Once Upon A Time

Enough of this, Matters of State require my attention.