Happy Year of The Plush 2014

It has been a while since my last post. I have a nice new ribbon.

Ratti's Fab New Ribbon.

In my last post I mentioned that I would be going to Brit-Plush (England) for the HUMAN Christmas. I hope that you all behaved yourselves, did not get too drunk or spend too much money. How many of your are still paying off Xmas 2012? I never spend more than I have, beside I do not buy presents or gifts for other Plushis. They give me gifts because I am so wonderful...

Well we (Ratti, Edna, King Drooley, Count Eccles and Tollie) travelled to Brit-Plush with the HUMAN. As usual we had to travel in the suitcase. It is not so bad as soon as it goes dark [Suitcase is closed] we PLushis go to sleep. It was a really early start for the HUMAN, but we went to sleep the previous evening.

The Travel Cabal: Tollie, Eccles, Drooley, Ratti and Edna. 2012 Travels

Yes, I have used this photo before, but there you go!

 On your Christmas Day, Edna and I when for a walk around Salford Quays in Manchester. See me looking around and spreading Plushi Joy to all HUMANS that we met, on our Royal Walk About. I hope that many of you HUMANS provided homes to PLUSHIS at Christmas time.

I am your Ruler, HUMANS. I am the King of Salford

 

Poor Pooh is completely faded. Shame on you Brit-Plush HUMANS

In very disturbing news, one of my spies in Brit-Plush send me these pictures of Plushis being abused by humans. These poor PLushis have no homes, live out side some impaled on spikes, to suffer and fade in the sun. I have made a complaint at the International Court of Plushi-Rights. This sort of thing cannot continue. Please ensure that you provide proper housing for all your Plushis. Thank you to SW for reporting this to me.

Is this how HUMANS treat US?

Disgusting abuse!

In happier news. HUMANS have shown kindness to Bats Babies in Australia. Due to the recent heat wave in Australia, [there is no such thing as Global Warming!], these Bat Babies had fallen out of their tree. They are being well cared for as you can see. Cute, Cute, Cute.

Bat Babies at Risk

Well that is my first message for the year. I hope that all you HUMANS had a great start to the New Year. Greetings from Plushiland. We are keeping an eye on you.

Ratti Von Plush

King of Salford
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Rattis' Birthday 11 November 2013

First picture of Ratti with King Drooley

Today, the 11th of November is my Birthday. I am now 10 years old in HUMAN Years, but far older in Plushi-Years. I think we will be having several days of celebration in Plushiland this week.

King Drooley presents Ratti with Boat

Rattis DIAMOND studs

For my Services to Plushiland King Drooley has given me a boot for my Birthday. I look forward to travelling around Plushiland in my sail boat. As a gift to myself, I got, yes you guessed it, DIAMONDS.





This seems to be the week for Birthdays, one of my HUMAN fans had a Birthday yesterday. So I just wanted to wish Miss P. a very happy Birthday for yesterday.
We will probably be having a big Fluff Celebration later in the week, but that depends on my other commitments.

In honour of my Birthday, I have decided to pardon Tedward Snowbear. This means that he can return to Plushiland any time he likes and will not be sent to Jail, for crimes against the NSA and Plushiland. So maybe President Obama will do the same for Edward Snowdon.

New NSA member, FF

Speaking of the NSA, I am happy to announce that we have a new recruit. His name is well, it is a secret, but he is known as FF or F-Squared. The Bat NSA was rather busy around Halloween, as you can imagine, bringing Fluff-sweets to all the small Plushis of Plushiland, like Cupcake.

The Ridiculously cute, Cupcake Von Plush

Halloween BAT-NSA

Birthday Greetings for ME

I really do not have much time to write today. I am hoping that my schedule this week will allow me to write again with further details of my Birthday Celebrations. Until then I await your Birthday wishes. I Must dash as some Plushis will be arriving for Fluff-Cocktails and Fluff-Nibbles soon.

Ratti Von Plush
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Teddy Bears' Tea Party

Teddy Bears' Tea Party 3rd Plush-tober

Last time I posted I mentioned that I had to organise The Teddy Bears' Tea Party. This is an annual event that starts at the end of September and lasts for 15 days. The Tea Party is held each year in commemoration of the Marriage of Prince Wittel-Plush of Bavaria-Plushi and the Countess Olivia of Austro-Plushi. The happy Bear Prince invited selected members of the Bear Community of Bavaria-Plush to a Tea Party to celebrate his wedding. This was a good many Plushi-Years ago.

Holy Bear Tea Set, with DIAMONDS

Not only is The Teddy Bears' Tea Party a celebration where many large cups of Fluff-Tea are consumed by the Bears, The Teddy Bears' Tea Party is also an important religious event in Plushiland. The Bears get together to celebrate our deity The Great Plushi in the Sky. As I, Ratti Von Plush am the Pontifex Maximus (High Priest) of the Great Plushi in the Sky. And no the Great Plushi in the Sky IS NOT A BEAR. So it is no problem that I as a non-Bear I am the High Priest. Everybody thinks the Great Plushi in the Sky is LIKE them. The Bears think IT is a Bear. The Bunnies think IT is a Bunny. But the Wise Plushis All agreed the Great Plushi in the Sky is a KANGAROO, or at LEAST A DISNEY.
I tried to make Edna stay at home, but she seems to go every where I do. There is not getting away from Edna.

Edna and Ratti (in Holy Cloak)

Cloak with DIAMONDS

One of my jobs is to organise and preside at the Teddy Bears Tea Party. So I have to wear my religious robes. Notice how I have put your DIAMOND contributions to good use, decorating my Holy Cloak of Office. We in Plushiland have DIAMONDS and FLUFF, so our government has not shut down. Our Tea Party, really is a PARTY, not like in the USA. Imagine if we did not want to pay for the treatment of sick Plushis here in Plushiland. The way the HUMAN Tea Party in the USA wants people to DIE if cannot pay of medical attention. But obviously only BAD HUMANS lose their jobs and then have no Medical Aid.

Bears, Bears and More Bears

Teddy Bears from the Surveillance Photo

Today is also an important day for another reason. Today we celebrate the re-unification of East Plushiland with West Plushiland. This happened in 1990, after the East Plushis had been under the yoke of the evil, anti-capitalist, Bearists. [YOU HUMANS had something similiar with the communists in East Germany.] So today the 3rd of Plush-tober is a Holiday in Plushiland. Except for me, I always have to work. No rest for the ME.

Bat NSA keeping an Eye on the BEARS

Even at the Teddy's Tea Party, I Need to keep order. That is why I had my Bat-NSA - secret service, watch what the Bears were up to. You never know what might happen at a Bear Religious Event.






























After the Tea Party some members of the Plushiland Elite had a Private Reception on the Royal Balcony. Special Guest was Miss P-Bear (holding the red heart).

From left, back: King Drooley, Lady Liberty, Miss P-Bear, Count Eccles, Lady Edna (always following me), Ratti Von Plush.

Ratti Von Plush
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY)
Office of the King
Plushi Towers
Plushiland

I am on Facebook and Twitter: Ratti Von Plush.
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Badgers, Police and Democracy/Democra-Fluff

According to the guardian.see link the Police are passing protesters's [against the killing of BADGERS] details over to the Farmer's Union in the UK. Gosh, now that is really surprising.

Just like my Bat NSA, tells me what the Teddy Bears are up to in Plushiland. And how do you think I know what is going on in the HUMAN WORLD. I get reports from all my Plushi-Spies [obviously not Teddy Bears - they like HUMANS too much. Real case of Stockholm Syndrome] in your HUMAN HOUSES. Anyway, the police here in Plushiland would not support the killing of Badgers. The Organs of the state saying "Please, no I am just doing my job", that excuse cannot be used since the Second HUMAN World War, or Apartheid in South Africa.

Is it just me? Or are some [one does need to be reasonable and not imply ALL] Police particularly nasty. In UK, Shooting innocent people, killing people at demonstrations [okay one HUMAN and he had a weak heart, well he did after he was pushed by the policeman]. So supporting the killing of BADGERS seems the next step....At recent protests in Frankfurt, Germany the police were also a bit over keen to protect commercial interests.

Of course WE do not have protests in Plushiland. Everyone is happy with OUR Non-Democratic System in Plushiland. We have a ruling Council, the Privy Council that represents the needs of all Plushis, so they do not have to worry about Democra-Fluff. We have a perfect system here. Non- Represenatitive Plushi Democra-Fluff (NRPDF).

Privy Council serves the needs of all Plushis

Bit like HUMAN China, okay that is much more complicated. I cannot be bothered to find out anyway. I am very busy, I have to arrange a Teddy Bears's Tea Party. UGH how horrible. Silly Bears and their religion.

I also need to send my best wished to the old [double meaning intentional] and new Germany Queen, Angie, the First of that Name.

What the Greek Papers think

Will she rule longer than Baroness, Margaret Thatcher, the First of England? At least MT had policies......The statement does not imply that Ratti Von Plush supports these Policies.

Speaking of Democa-Fluff, I had  long meeting, at the weekend with the God-King, Tutankhamun. Or Rather his Plushi Counterpart, King Tuti-Bear, from Manchester, England. Tuti had some good ideas, about things like slavery and so on.... Tuti also had a Grand Vizier, AY. [so I am in good company as King Drooley's Grand Vizier] And it is simply not true that the Grand Vizier killed the King, Tuti.

King Tuti Bear, Ratti Von Plush and Edna as the Scribe

Maybe Having God Kings has put the Egyptians off Democra-Fluff permanently?Too soon? Too Late?

I visited the Plushi Aristocracy at weekend in Disney Mews.

Ratti Von Plush and Edna visit the Disney Mews, home of the Plushi Aristocracy. Few Bears!

There have been some complaints that religion is not mentioned enough in my posts. So I am now naming myself, the Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky. [This is why I have to organise the Teddy Bears's Tea Party] I have this very original IDEA, I am hoping to use religion to control the Teddy Bears, not sure if it will work.

Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Professor Woody studies SCIENCE

Oh Yes, HUMANS you are supposed to actually follow the links I have added to this post. It is to help educated YOU.

  I am not doing this for my health but wealth send the DIAMONDS to:

Ratti Von Plush
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY)
Office of the King
Plushi Towers
Plushiland








PS if you find any spelling or grammar mistakes, remember Engrish is not my first language. Email corretions to: von.plush@googlemail.com or seem me on facebook: Ratti Von Plush I want to be YOUR friend.

Animal Spies

Ratti visits Middle Eastern Plushiland

I have been away from Plushi Towers for a while, as I was on an official visit to Middle Eastern Plushiland. I used the time to visit my Squirrel Spy Training Centre. 

Squirrel Spy, know as "MRS", in action. Collecting Data Nuts

I already have my Bat NSA.

The BBC reports that HUMANS have been using animals as spies for a long time, it started with German Pigeons in 1908, used to take pictures. In 2007 the Iranians arrested 14 American Squirrel Spies close to a nuclear plant. My squirrels are far cleverer and besides they are invisible most of the time, so nobody can seen them anyway. Ha ha ha. Who is a clever Ratti then? ME ME ME.

The Americans wanted to use a cat to spy on the Russians, but unfortunately it was run over by a car on its first day on the job.(typical lazy Cat anything not to work!).  I cannot get that stupid Kitty Von Plush to do anything of the sort.

Kitty Von Plush, My ENEMY

She is such a lazy thing. To be fair my relationship with Kitty has always been a bit strained, because we both HATE each other. HATE at first sight!

And she has not even managed to get herself run over by my Royal Carriage yet, probably because I do not have my Royal Carriage as yet.

Ratti's Royal Coach on Order

Those Diamond donations for "Abandoned HUMAN Relationship Plushis" Fund have been a bit slow in arriving. Just to remind you what to send me. DIAMONDS.

Apparently quite Waluable.

 

Well if you want to read about other horrible stories of how HUMANS have been abusing animals as spies and killers, read the BBC link for yourself.  At least I do not kill my operatives the way you HUMANS seem to do. Anyway I am bored now, of entertaining you useless HUMANS. So go do something useful, like sending me DIAMONDS for the "Abandoned HUMAN Relationship Plushis’s Fund"

And finally give a thought for all the poor PLUSHIS who share your beds at night. And when you release wind (I think it is called farting) the poor PLUSHI cannot breathe and their Fluff melts.

Ratti Von Plushi

Grand Vizier

Office of the King

Plushi Towers

Plushiland

Elie Tusk's HyperTrunk

Business Plushi, Elie Tusk proposes High Speed Travel

Just got back from a visit to parts of Plushiland. You know that I am very popular ruler here and everyone wanted to see me. But my NSA intelligence service [remember the Bats and Pig)

tells me that someone has been logging onto my accounts. I think I know who it is, that Cheddar and Essence. They are always trying to get the better of me. But I know that I am far, fa,r cuter than they are, and that is all that counts. Be it in Plushiland or the HUMAN world. The Beautiful are always worshiped, and quite right too. So you see that is why, I Ratti am so popular, both in Plushiland and with you HUMANs.

By the way, it seems that that hyper over achieving Plushi, Elie Tusk has proposed a new way to travel. He is calling it the HyperTrunk. Basically there is a long tube shaped like elephant trunks. You sit inside small tree trunks and the elephants blow you along the Trunk-Tube. Apparently, the first attempt will be to link Los Plushi and San Fran-Fluff-co. But Elie Tusk is so busy with his other business ventures, sending Plushies into space and developing is Plush-Car that he does not have the time to develop the idea further.

Of course Elie has lots of Plushi-Dollars, he is a Plushi-Dollar-Trillionaire. He made most of his Plushi-Dollars from his horrible payment system PayMate, that he later sold to E-Bay-Plushi-Division. I, the great Ratti, think he has more money than brains. I am sure that the system will not work. We in Plushiland will still be walking around for a long time to come. I think the plan will be as successful as the first HUMAN railway between Manchester and Liverpool in Brit-Plush all those years ago.

I must go now and think of a suitable punishment for Cheddar and Essence.

Your marvelous Ratti Von Plush
Grand Vizier, Master of All I See

Office of The King
Plushi-Towers
Plushiland