Saturday, 31 January 2015

Plushis meeting The Washing Machine - Full Immersion Method

A shocking discovering was made last week. Just outside of Plushiland, the HUMAN discovered a Plushi in the trash/rubbish bin. The poor thing was immediately rescued but had to be keep apart from the rest of Plushiland, to prevent the spread of Dustbin (Trash Can) Plushi Disease. So the monkey in question had to be washed, before being allowed to enter Plushiland.

Post wash, Dumpster Minkey Von Plush


Unfortunately, some of the older residents of Plushiland ended up being washed as well. This was a terrible experience and not one enjoyed by any Plushi. The HUMAN uses the Full Immersion Method (a Washing Machine). We were washed in a Washing machine, like ordinary washing and had to hold our breath. This was the first time that this particular machine was used and it was not terribly successful. We, the Plushis, in the machine became unbalanced when the machine started to spin. We had been put into washing bags to protect us, but this was the causing the load (Us) to become unbalanced, and so the machine refused to spin. The machine was manually drained, while we lay in a soggy heap, locked in the machine. Once the water was drained, the door could be opened, we were taken out of the washing bags and then spun again. Horrible, horrible, horrible... Our Head is still spinning a week later. Finally, we were dry enough to let out, very unhappy and very spun. After that we had to spend a day on a drying rack. Never again WE say. The smaller ones suffered most, like Us and Gediva, as the larger, fatties landed on us repeatedly. We demand that in future we are sent to dry cleaners.

On the Rack with Royalty, Gediva (top middle)

I have been looking at purchasing property recently, but I think this bird feeder is a bit too small for me and my DIAMONDS.

A bit too small



Good news is that the number of Indian Tigers increase by 30% to 2226. The number of Tigers in Plushiland remains constant at the present.



Plushiland Tiger numbers remain constant.


But in the UK the government will be paying farmers to kill Grey squirrels (yes, get rid of the Foreigners!!! They are to blame for everything), I thought farmers killed things because it was there nature/job. Since when do you have to pay them to kill things? All nature should be replaced by factory farming, parking lots and Shopping Centres. Yippee. (This is Irony)

We may be making a number of ROYAL visits soon, watch this space for details. Maybe your country will be lucky enough to host Us soon.

Ratti Von Plush

Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland




Wednesday, 24 December 2014

Christmas Plushiland 2014, Ratti von Plush Give DIAMONDS

It is time once more for Christmas. It is my 12th Christmas. Today, WE received a Royal Sled. And later WE will be travelling around the world to collect Diamonds. Bit like Father Christmas, only difference is that you give US, Father Ratti Christmas the Presents. High, Value, Portable Property; Diamonds Preferred.

Father Ratti Christmas, out collecting Diamonds
Waiting for the Real Father Christmas, Not Father Ratti Christmas


Plushiland welcomes another orphan
























Plushiland at the Movies. Lord Gediva, is closest to the camera.

In OUR last post WE mentioned the Paddington Bear Movie. Well some Plushiland representatives went and saw it with THE HUMAN. Well it was very boring and they went to sleep during the movie. HUMAN children might like it. BUT London is not nearly as welcoming as the movie suggests. Enough said!
And another orphan finds a home at Christmas
Wrap up warm

Well We must be off and start collecting OUR gifts. Seems that squirrels are responsible for global warming. Not it not Squirrels, YOU HUMANS are to Blame.
Source: www.independent.co.uk


So Merry Christmas and Merry Plush. I will be back in the new Year, and all years are the Year of the Ratti.

Further Comment not required.



Ratti Von Plush


Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Thursday, 27 November 2014

Happy Rattember (November), Happy Birthday to ME


Greetings. November is a month of Birthdays. On the 9th of November the Germans commemorated how the Berlin Wall came down 25 years ago on the 9 November 1989. This was long before We, the Great Ratti Von Plush was born/stitched. So not that important as it was BR (Before Ratti). Then two days later We celebrated our Birthday, on 11 November. (Rattember as the month has been renamed in Plushi-Land.) We celebrated in our usual way by being given DIAMONDS. 



DIAMONDS All Mine!
We am now 11 in HUMAN years (but do not tell Facebook as they think We are older), And about 31 in Plushi years. There are about three Plushi years to each HUMAN year. King Drooley also celebrated his birthday this month, but We cannot remember the date or how old he is, he looks rather thread Bear, but Bears do not age well, unlike us, Kangaroos.



Rattember Birthdays, King Drooley and Ratti von Plush

King Drooley Birthday listening to Adventures of Paddingtion

Have you seen the clip of Two of our Cousins Fighting. We think they were fighting over DIAMONDs, so greedy. We could use a few Battle-Roos to take over the world. Another Cousin of mine, Zippi has escaped from a farm in Brandenburg in East German. As you might know Kangaroos are not really native to Germany, and seeing it is rather cold, she might not survive. We are hoping that she is found quickly, as she has a six month old baby with her (called a ROO). There are HUMANS out looking for them, but HUMANS are not that clever.
No further Cuteness allowed!


Then it seems that a town in Poland has decided that Pooh-Bear is not appropriate for HUMAN Children because he/she is gender neutral and shock horror does not wear trousers. Well, We know a few Poohs and they seem very suited to children!
No Trousers or Pants.
 News of another celebrity BEAR, the Paddington's Film is to be released in the next few days. Trailer on Youtube. We really think that BEARs are always hogging the lime/spotlight. Needs to be more films about Kangaroos and DIAMONDS. Well affairs of state demand my attention. We Need to get on the phone to Luxembourg to sort out a special DIAMOND tax deal.

Art work from the Book
Finally, a Great HUMAN Friend of Plushiland, has written a book all about talking animals, called the Radiant Hearts of Badgers, as you Know WE love Badgers in Plushiland, the book is available on Kindle.



Ratti Von Plush



Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Friday, 31 October 2014

Halloween and Marsupial Lion




Greetings and Salutations, Plushis (Soft Toys) and HUMANS. We, the Great Ratti Von Plush, wish you a Happy Halloween. Tonight when spirits roam the earth and Plushis come to life.

Seems, WE have missed out on meeting some really interesting Creatures. So who has heard of the Marsupial Lion (Thylacoleo-carnifex)? What a Lion with a Pooch (Pouch). 'Tis true upon OUR Fluff. But Alas the Marsupial Lion has been extinct for several thousand years. They died out shortly after HUMANS got to Australia. But while they were around they did eat a few HUMANS. Further meal choices included the Giant Kangaroo, Great, great, great.....Aunty Eudora and the Giant Wombat, who was the size of a small car. Think of something French. WE can insult them they do not read My blog anyway.
Source antiquity.ac.uk


Marsupial Lion. Wikipedia











Why OUR interest? A Thylacoleo would be useful to help me take control of Plushiland and maybe even the World. They would Eat any Resistance. WE Have been checking the Lions of Plushiland, but neither Simba, the Tofu Lion nor Madame Zhi-Zhi clearly do not have Pooches!
Plushiland's Lions
Gediva and Pooch Bear




Any attempt by ME to sew on Pooches has been resisted. Apart from Kangaroos in Plushiland, Only Mr Price Pooch Bear von Plush has a Pouch, but he lacks the killer instinct.

Ratti only manages to attract Prince George

Source Guardian.co.uk

Talking of using animals for OUR schemes  WE have been trying to train the local squirrel (Eichhoernchen-German). Yes, my dear Brit-Plushers (England) a RED Squirrel. WE see that Horrible Human, Prince Charles Arthur Philip George Windsor-Mountbatten of Brit-Plush has given the go ahead to kill the Grey Squirrels (American Invaders) on his Cromwell Estate, in England. WE will not say anything against inherited wealth and privilege. But WE have earned OUR position in Plushiland by hard work. Surely the Brit-Plush secret service could train the Grey Squirrels as Spies. As WE did! 

Of course Badgers are being killed for the second year in England, the Squirrels have always suffered in England as Immigrants. Only the red ones are liked (England for English Squirrels only.). Even the
Three Beavers and Tollie
three beavers in Devon, England are at risked of being "re-homed" BY A bullet. One last rant about Brit-Plush then WE are done.

That Cameron Chap of England, must pay the billions he owes the European Union.  Queen Merkel of Germany (Deutsch-Plush) should demand HER MONEY back! Just like Mrs Thatcher did in the 1980's. WE, WE means Plushiland cannot get funds from the EU's Expansion to China Budget, until Cameron (British Prime Minister) pays up. So until then the building of OUR Palace, Villa, Humble Abode, a mere Hovel really has come to a standstill.

Finally a shout out to Salem Saberhagen, from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. See Youtube. The young witch (Salem not Sabrina) who was turned into a cat for trying to take over the World! WE are currently studying his actions to see where he went wrong.

King Salem

Salem, Halloween

Salem III


Happy Halloween

Ratti Von PLush as Emperor Napoleon, the First
Ratti Von Plush




Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland


Tuesday, 30 September 2014

Tripping Plushis


Welcome to all my fans and followers. I, Ratti, have more news to share with you. It seems that some of the members of Plushiland are not following proper procedure. I am supposed to be on all trips that the HUMAN undertakes. But some of bad Plushis have been stowing away and making unauthorised trips. Redd Ratti and Gediva aka Bobby S. seem to have had gone a trip that I did not know about it. I thought that Redd Ratti was working for me, but seems that he is also working for his own interests. I will just have to clamp down harder on unauthorised travel.


Stow-a ways


Ha ha, Escaped Ratti

Gediva aka Bobby S. and Redd Ratti

I have cancelled my own trip to Brit-Plush (England) as matters of state require me to stay in Plushiland. Besides I really do not like that CAMERON, Chap, allowing Badgers to be killed for the second year running.

Instead we had a short trip at the weekend to a Resort Town. Lots of old HUMANS with long faces. Horrible!! We were hosted by the PLushis of the town.

Fluff Wine Please

Ratti Meets Plushis of Bad D, DE

Unfortunately the PLushis live with HUMAN children. Our delegation had to be careful not to be touched by Sticky HUMAN Hands. Horrible, messes up your Fluff. I can report that appropriate transport was laid on for me.
Ratti Von Plush on Royal Tour
We also received an Asylum application from Nikki, the Spanish Dragon. I dealt with the request immediately and Nikki was able to escape the clutches of the HUMAN Children to a PLushiland. Once again I want to thank our hosts, both HUMAN and Plushi in Bad D, DE.

Ratti, Edna and Nikki Von PLush in PLushiland



Seems a cat in Australia has been Plushi-Knapping PLushis. Apparently the cat has been bring home PLushis. By the way the Dodo Blog is great, not as good as mine but good. Take a look!!!! You will recall that Kitty von PLush and his Rattiness, ME, do not get on. This is when Kats are not out killing Birds and other Animals. Horrible things them Kats.

And oh great surprise Animals in the wild are disappearing faster than you all thought. Forget Zoos, soon all animals will be gone and the only animals will be PLUSHIS.

And I will be Emperor of the World!
Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland



Saturday, 30 August 2014

No Education, WE are PLushis

Ratti von Plush greets you his faithful HUMAN followers. It has come to my attention that certain Plushi-Rodents have been sneaking off to school. We do not generally encourage Plushis to get educated.
Plushi off to School
Red Ratti on Public transport

Red Ratti in the Park

We only really approve of Margi's Finishing School. It is very important that Plushi do not become too educated. The next thing you know they will stop believing in the Great Plushi in the Skye. As the High Priest I will be out of one of my jobs.

Secondly, education always leads to the ruled starting to question the rulers right to rule. What non-sense. But it seems that the two were more interested in a day-out of Plushiland than actual education. They soon lost interest, so the risk to my authority has passed.

Dictators do not like education or other ideas, just ask Mr Putin. Fortuantely we so not have any Russian-Plushis in Plushiland, otherwise I imagine we would have tanks at the borders of PLushiland too.

In the last few weeks we have had two new Plushis join PLushiland. Miss Geegee and Mr Biber, no not that irritating twink/twit-singer. Both Plushis came from flea markets. Poor Miss Geegeee [the HUMAN says you spell it "Zhi-Zhi"] had been waiting so long for a home, she had given up hope on ever finding friends. We had to wash the fleas off her. Mr Biber has joined PLushiland's other two beavers, Biebie and Armani (originally from Italy), in the Plushiland Beavers Union (not banned yet).


Mr Biber von Plush hard at work

Miss Geegee / Zhi-Zhi after her wash. Had her hair done too.


The Horrible HUMANS in England are getting ready to kill this year's condemmed Badgers. I can only repeat what I said last year. MURDERERS!
I might find myself in London next month on a State Visit and would like to give that HUMAN, David Cameron, a piece of my FLuff-Mind. Nasty MANN.


HUMAN you may carry ME. See I have more influence with the European Union that that David Cameron, HUMAN

Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Sunday, 27 July 2014

Ratti's Treasure, Polar Bear and Plane Crash

Summer 2014 has been a very busy time for me, what with all the affairs of Plushiland to look after. I thought it would be nice if I showed you photos of my treasure, Diamonds and cold hard cash. I think it is really important to have portable property. To follow Mr Charles Dickens in Great Expectations. I now have a beautiful case, not box, to keep all my treasure in when I travel.

Diamonds and Cash

















Of course when I get more Diamonds I will have to get a bigger suitcase.

On a educational note, it turns out that them Dinosaurs were fluffy too. Some of them had feathers.  

It is far too hot in Plushiland at the moment, and I really hope that the heat wave will end soon. Us Plushis do not like the heat at all. Spare a thought for Arturo, the poor Polar bear stuck in Argentina, in 40 degree Celsius (Like a million Degrees Fahrenheit, I believe) because the BAD MAN won't send him to a ZOO in Canada.

Send Arturo to Canada, you BAD MAN!
One more distressing picture to go, then my work is done. No doubt you will all have heard about the plane shot down over the Ukraine. Enough have been said about it already. I want to leave you with a terrible image from the Guardian Newspaper. You can read the article entitled :


MH17 passengers' belongings
The caption from the Guardian: "A child's belongings from the MH17 crash: 'Images such as these can be as heartbreaking a sight as the body-bagged corpses that once owned them.'" Photograph: Maxim Zmeyev/Reuters

On this note I will leave you, to ponder what it means to be Human and Alive. Hopefully, next time I will have happier news to report?! But YOU HUMANS are in charge, so it seems doubtful.


Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland