Saturday, 30 August 2014

No Education, WE are PLushis

Ratti von Plush greets you his faithful HUMAN followers. It has come to my attention that certain Plushi-Rodents have been sneaking off to school. We do not generally encourage Plushis to get educated.
Plushi off to School
Red Ratti on Public transport

Red Ratti in the Park

We only really approve of Margi's Finishing School. It is very important that Plushi do not become too educated. The next thing you know they will stop believing in the Great Plushi in the Skye. As the High Priest I will be out of one of my jobs.

Secondly, education always leads to the ruled starting to question the rulers right to rule. What non-sense. But it seems that the two were more interested in a day-out of Plushiland than actual education. They soon lost interest, so the risk to my authority has passed.

Dictators do not like education or other ideas, just ask Mr Putin. Fortuantely we so not have any Russian-Plushis in Plushiland, otherwise I imagine we would have tanks at the borders of PLushiland too.

In the last few weeks we have had two new Plushis join PLushiland. Miss Geegee and Mr Biber, no not that irritating twink/twit-singer. Both Plushis came from flea markets. Poor Miss Geegeee [the HUMAN says you spell it "Zhi-Zhi"] had been waiting so long for a home, she had given up hope on ever finding friends. We had to wash the fleas off her. Mr Biber has joined PLushiland's other two beavers, Biebie and Armani (originally from Italy), in the Plushiland Beavers Union (not banned yet).


Mr Biber von Plush hard at work

Miss Geegee / Zhi-Zhi after her wash. Had her hair done too.


The Horrible HUMANS in England are getting ready to kill this year's condemmed Badgers. I can only repeat what I said last year. MURDERERS!
I might find myself in London next month on a State Visit and would like to give that HUMAN, David Cameron, a piece of my FLuff-Mind. Nasty MANN.


HUMAN you may carry ME. See I have more influence with the European Union that that David Cameron, HUMAN

Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Sunday, 27 July 2014

Ratti's Treasure, Polar Bear and Plane Crash

Summer 2014 has been a very busy time for me, what with all the affairs of Plushiland to look after. I thought it would be nice if I showed you photos of my treasure, Diamonds and cold hard cash. I think it is really important to have portable property. To follow Mr Charles Dickens in Great Expectations. I now have a beautiful case, not box, to keep all my treasure in when I travel.

Diamonds and Cash

















Of course when I get more Diamonds I will have to get a bigger suitcase.

On a educational note, it turns out that them Dinosaurs were fluffy too. Some of them had feathers.  

It is far too hot in Plushiland at the moment, and I really hope that the heat wave will end soon. Us Plushis do not like the heat at all. Spare a thought for Arturo, the poor Polar bear stuck in Argentina, in 40 degree Celsius (Like a million Degrees Fahrenheit, I believe) because the BAD MAN won't send him to a ZOO in Canada.

Send Arturo to Canada, you BAD MAN!
One more distressing picture to go, then my work is done. No doubt you will all have heard about the plane shot down over the Ukraine. Enough have been said about it already. I want to leave you with a terrible image from the Guardian Newspaper. You can read the article entitled :


MH17 passengers' belongings
The caption from the Guardian: "A child's belongings from the MH17 crash: 'Images such as these can be as heartbreaking a sight as the body-bagged corpses that once owned them.'" Photograph: Maxim Zmeyev/Reuters

On this note I will leave you, to ponder what it means to be Human and Alive. Hopefully, next time I will have happier news to report?! But YOU HUMANS are in charge, so it seems doubtful.


Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Saturday, 28 June 2014

Plushiland Football/Soccer Cup

Many of you are no doubt wondering why there has been no news form Plushiland. Well as you have all been watching the Soccer World Cup in Brazil. We in Plushiland have been holding our own competitions. Of course we have not had riots in Plushiland of the underclass. There are of course no underclass Plushis. All Flyff / Fluff is EQUAL.

Neither are our teams nationalistic either. YOU HUMANS can learn something from us PLushis. Our players are not paid horrific amounts of money for running after a ball. Well anyway I have been refereeing a few games. We are still busy with the initial games.

Bunnies vs Tiggers No referee!

Beanie Bears vs Kangaroo, Ratti as Referee

Mice and Rats vs Elephants

Birds and Bat (and Prince George, Squirrel) vs Africans
 Well that will have to do for now. Off to referee a late game. PS I am happy to report that the English Soccer is as good as ever, NOT!
Ratti writing his blog. Help from new Intern (Smiley Von Plush)

Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Saturday, 24 May 2014

Pertaining to Fat Bears and a Bearded Lady Oh and DIAMONDS

Fuleco
The affairs of state have been keeping me very busy in the

last few weeks. As usual we have had to welcome new immigrants. Firstly we have Fuleco from Brazil.
Save ME from Extinction
 
 He is the official mascot of the 2014 HUMAN World Cup Soccer in Brazil. He has been appointed by Kind Drooley of Plushiland to help our overweight Bears Exercise. It seems that many of the Bears have too high BMI - Bears Mass Index. This means also that they are suffering from high Plush-Lestrol. Very dangerous as there internal Fluff can become hard as stone. So it has been decided that all Bears with a BMI of over 40 will have to exercise with Fuleco. I have no problem with Bears turning to stone and so did not agree with the employing of the foreigner, Fuleco but I was overruled by King Drooley on this occasion.


Gym Class for Bears with BMI over 40


The other new arrival is Plushiland is The Purple Flying Mule he is related to Emile our Xmas Donkey. So he was able to come to Plushiland on a Family Visa. Grrrr. Anyway Magento is great and he has already found a job in my office as Cultural Attache. I am adaptable if nothing else!

Ratti and Magento, Flying Donkey
Plushi-Vision Winner. Bear dressed as Tigger


Two weeks ago we had our Plushi-Vision Song Contest. And the winner was a Bear who had cross dressed as a Tigger. I mean what is the world coming too. Seems a bit unPlushi to Me(an). But of course the Bears loved it.


It is like a woman with a beard winning the HUMAN Eurovision. [a woman AS a Beard is fairly common, a woman WITH a beard less so] Oh wait that has already happened, the fabulous Conchita Wurst (Ms. Sausage).




Eurovision 2014 Winner, Conchita Wurst
Eat your heart out Dame Shirley Bassy. Okay, I like Dame Shirley more, because "DIAMONDS are forever". And Ratti loves Diamonds more than Power!!!! I would not be surprised if Ms. Wurst's Phoenix is spotted in the skies over Plushiland.

As Plushiland is not actually part of the European Yet, like the Ukraine, we will not be holding elections here in Plushiland tomorrow. Oh wait we never hold elections here. All Fluff is Equal and the least of our Fluff is Better than the best of your Flesh. ha ha ha ha. Maniacal Laughter from Ratti Von PLush. Time to take over the WORLD.....


 
Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Friday, 18 April 2014

Easter Delayed - Easter Bunny gone AWOL

His Grace Ratti lets it be known that a late entry postal delivery yesterday came from Delicato Von Plush, who is unfortunately held up in the Jungles of Chrysanmasomething. Some stupid flower! Any way the lazy Easter Bunny is APPARENTLY delayed. I think he just wants to not perform his ceremonial duties for the Great Plushi in The SKYE on Sunday.
Delicato Von PLush in the Jungle. I demand my BONUS!!!!
He is AWOL, says he has worked overtime the whole year and demands a performance BONUS. Bonus by my FLYFF I think not.


Ratti Von Plush,
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Thursday, 17 April 2014

Holy Days in Plushiland - Easter for HUMANS

Lady Margi Von Plush addresses Easter Bunnies

NSA Red-Ratti btm right and notice Prince George (Squirrel) who now thinks he is a Bunny.
For some HUMANS, you will shortly be having your Easter, and other Holy Days. We in Plushiland will be having one of our Holy days as well. This is another day dedicated to our Lord, the Great Plushi In the SKYE. At this time of the year we also commemorate all those Easter Bunnies Plushis that managed to escape from the abuse of HUMAN Easter. The Lady Margi Von Plush addressed a gathering of Easter Plush Bunnies this afternoon. She asked them to think of the poor Easter Plushis still remaining in captivity in the HUMAN world. And of course all the real Rabbits that are kept in tiny cages by Bratty HUMAN Kids!

Just to make sure that there were no political overtones to the meeting, I, Ratti Von Plush attended and watched from the Royal Basket. You will notice that my evil Cousin, Red-Ratti Von PLush was also present. As a member of the NSA he advises me on any subversive matters. I am happy to report that Lady Margi did not call on the Bunnies to revolt against me and set up their own, Bunny Plushi Republic or Join the Kingdom of Pushtin. But you can never be too careful. As tyrants all over the world, know all too well.

Plushiland has a new resident, he is some sort of Owl-like creature called, Edragardia Von Plush. He turned up late last night. Because of the lateness of the hour, he did not receive the normal welcome. But instead spend the night with other Plushis from the Union of Feather Plushis. Edragardia did have to have immediate eye surgery this afternoon. So those locals complaining of immigrants getting all the medical attention might have a Flyff. Anyway Edragardia has made a full recovery and will be able to take part in our Great PLushi in the Skye Celebrations this weekend.
Union of Feathered Plushis greets Edragardia

Edragardia Von Plush

Finally spare a thought for all the chocolate bunnies that you eat at Easter. Also you might want to celebrate life by not killing and Eating LAMBS at Easter. Just a thought, but what do I know about Cruelty and Life and Death.

On a positive note, the Royal Balcony has finally been renovated and I can now address the Serfs from my new Balcony.

Ratti and Edna on new Royal Balcony





Ratti Von Plush
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Friday, 11 April 2014

Plushiland Welcomes back Ratti Von Plush

Ratti and Edna Von Plush with African Gifts for Plushiland

It has now been a week since we returned from our trip to South Africa. It seems that in the process we have managed to acquire additional immigrants. Two new Plushis managed to get into the luggage. So there were two new faces to greet me, when I woke up back in Plushiland. They are Nagapie Von Plush and Hippo Von Plush.
Hippo and Nagapie Von Plush arrive in Plushiland. Ratti and Edna not amused!
Apparently they had been granted Plushiland Enterance Visas at Johannesburg Airport (YES, YES. I know it is called the Oliver Tambo International Airport!!!). Not by me, but THE HUMAN. Bit of a cheek really. INDIGNITY! I mean, fair enough, Plushiland can always use addtional slaves, I mean serfs, oh no we call them Subjects, no wait I think the Politically Correct term for HUMANS is Wage Slaves.... So Plushis must be cuddle slaves.

But I digress. It seems very wrong that the Royal Plushiland delegation, including me, Ratti Von Plush, should travel in the hold, while these new immigrants got to travel in the hand luggage. Only economy (Battery chicken class - okay it is worse for the chickens - than British Airways Economy Class) I will be looking into this serious violation of my rights.
Mr Price Pouch Bear Von Plush from South Africa. Taking Cuddles away from the Locals?!

I notice that President Pushtin of Russia, has been doing a bit of map redrawing. Bla, bla - I know Crimea was part of Russia in the past. If I understand this correctly: if another country has a significant number of your "people" then you can hold a "referundum" and take over the place. Although, I have not been around that long, I believe it has been tried before with very bad results. With out refering to any events in the last 100 years, I too have had a good idea.

Seeing there are a significant number of Plushis living in Germany, France, Belgium and England, I have decided to ask the PLushis in these countries if they would like to join PLushiland. And I will then be their leader and ensure that their Plushi RIghts are Protected AGAINST  you evil HUMANS. Once again I must thank President Pushtin, for determining Plushiland Foreign Policy. Besides PLushiland is getting a bit full with all the Plushimmigrants from Europe (and Africa). I am not sure if we should limit European Plushimmigration (these foreign Plushis are getting all the cuddles and housing in Plushiland; or just take over the countries they come from to protect their Plushi-Rights, and our jobs of course.
Hippo meets Hippo

The European Parliamentary elections take place in May, not sure How I can use this to my advantage. But no doubt I will come up with something. Maybe register the Plushi-Party of Europe. No less silly than some of the other parties. Like the UK Independence Party! Well, anyway. I must go and scheme a bit more. Plushi Politics calls.
Remembering "Marius" the Danish Giraffe, killed by a Danish Zoo. Cause it was the easiest thing to do. Zoos are Rubbish!!!!Put the HUMANS in cages, Yes!
Ratti Von Plush
DIAMOND Collector
Ratti (wearing his Imperial Invasion Ribbon) looks to hold "referenda" among European Plushis
King of Salford
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland