Friday, 18 April 2014

Easter Delayed - Easter Bunny gone AWOL

His Grace Ratti lets it be known that a late entry postal delivery yesterday came from Delicato Von Plush, who is unfortunately held up in the Jungles of Chrysanmasomething. Some stupid flower! Any way the lazy Easter Bunny is APPARENTLY delayed. I think he just wants to not perform his ceremonial duties for the Great Plushi in The SKYE on Sunday.
Delicato Von PLush in the Jungle. I demand my BONUS!!!!
He is AWOL, says he has worked overtime the whole year and demands a performance BONUS. Bonus by my FLYFF I think not.


Ratti Von Plush,
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Thursday, 17 April 2014

Holy Days in Plushiland - Easter for HUMANS

Lady Margi Von Plush addresses Easter Bunnies

NSA Red-Ratti btm right and notice Prince George (Squirrel) who now thinks he is a Bunny.
For some HUMANS, you will shortly be having your Easter, and other Holy Days. We in Plushiland will be having one of our Holy days as well. This is another day dedicated to our Lord, the Great Plushi In the SKYE. At this time of the year we also commemorate all those Easter Bunnies Plushis that managed to escape from the abuse of HUMAN Easter. The Lady Margi Von Plush addressed a gathering of Easter Plush Bunnies this afternoon. She asked them to think of the poor Easter Plushis still remaining in captivity in the HUMAN world. And of course all the real Rabbits that are kept in tiny cages by Bratty HUMAN Kids!

Just to make sure that there were no political overtones to the meeting, I, Ratti Von Plush attended and watched from the Royal Basket. You will notice that my evil Cousin, Red-Ratti Von PLush was also present. As a member of the NSA he advises me on any subversive matters. I am happy to report that Lady Margi did not call on the Bunnies to revolt against me and set up their own, Bunny Plushi Republic or Join the Kingdom of Pushtin. But you can never be too careful. As tyrants all over the world, know all too well.

Plushiland has a new resident, he is some sort of Owl-like creature called, Edragardia Von Plush. He turned up late last night. Because of the lateness of the hour, he did not receive the normal welcome. But instead spend the night with other Plushis from the Union of Feather Plushis. Edragardia did have to have immediate eye surgery this afternoon. So those locals complaining of immigrants getting all the medical attention might have a Flyff. Anyway Edragardia has made a full recovery and will be able to take part in our Great PLushi in the Skye Celebrations this weekend.
Union of Feathered Plushis greets Edragardia

Edragardia Von Plush

Finally spare a thought for all the chocolate bunnies that you eat at Easter. Also you might want to celebrate life by not killing and Eating LAMBS at Easter. Just a thought, but what do I know about Cruelty and Life and Death.

On a positive note, the Royal Balcony has finally been renovated and I can now address the Serfs from my new Balcony.

Ratti and Edna on new Royal Balcony





Ratti Von Plush
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Friday, 11 April 2014

Plushiland Welcomes back Ratti Von Plush

Ratti and Edna Von Plush with African Gifts for Plushiland

It has now been a week since we returned from our trip to South Africa. It seems that in the process we have managed to acquire additional immigrants. Two new Plushis managed to get into the luggage. So there were two new faces to greet me, when I woke up back in Plushiland. They are Nagapie Von Plush and Hippo Von Plush.
Hippo and Nagapie Von Plush arrive in Plushiland. Ratti and Edna not amused!
Apparently they had been granted Plushiland Enterance Visas at Johannesburg Airport (YES, YES. I know it is called the Oliver Tambo International Airport!!!). Not by me, but THE HUMAN. Bit of a cheek really. INDIGNITY! I mean, fair enough, Plushiland can always use addtional slaves, I mean serfs, oh no we call them Subjects, no wait I think the Politically Correct term for HUMANS is Wage Slaves.... So Plushis must be cuddle slaves.

But I digress. It seems very wrong that the Royal Plushiland delegation, including me, Ratti Von Plush, should travel in the hold, while these new immigrants got to travel in the hand luggage. Only economy (Battery chicken class - okay it is worse for the chickens - than British Airways Economy Class) I will be looking into this serious violation of my rights.
Mr Price Pouch Bear Von Plush from South Africa. Taking Cuddles away from the Locals?!

I notice that President Pushtin of Russia, has been doing a bit of map redrawing. Bla, bla - I know Crimea was part of Russia in the past. If I understand this correctly: if another country has a significant number of your "people" then you can hold a "referundum" and take over the place. Although, I have not been around that long, I believe it has been tried before with very bad results. With out refering to any events in the last 100 years, I too have had a good idea.

Seeing there are a significant number of Plushis living in Germany, France, Belgium and England, I have decided to ask the PLushis in these countries if they would like to join PLushiland. And I will then be their leader and ensure that their Plushi RIghts are Protected AGAINST  you evil HUMANS. Once again I must thank President Pushtin, for determining Plushiland Foreign Policy. Besides PLushiland is getting a bit full with all the Plushimmigrants from Europe (and Africa). I am not sure if we should limit European Plushimmigration (these foreign Plushis are getting all the cuddles and housing in Plushiland; or just take over the countries they come from to protect their Plushi-Rights, and our jobs of course.
Hippo meets Hippo

The European Parliamentary elections take place in May, not sure How I can use this to my advantage. But no doubt I will come up with something. Maybe register the Plushi-Party of Europe. No less silly than some of the other parties. Like the UK Independence Party! Well, anyway. I must go and scheme a bit more. Plushi Politics calls.
Remembering "Marius" the Danish Giraffe, killed by a Danish Zoo. Cause it was the easiest thing to do. Zoos are Rubbish!!!!Put the HUMANS in cages, Yes!
Ratti Von Plush
DIAMOND Collector
Ratti (wearing his Imperial Invasion Ribbon) looks to hold "referenda" among European Plushis
King of Salford
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Thursday, 20 March 2014

Rattis South African Safari

Ratti and Edna examine local curremcy

Ratti finds a DIAMOND mine

Ratti and Edna in Jungle of Johannesburg


Plushiland Royal delegation resting at Royal Guesthouse

More jungle
After many hours on British Airways Planes or rather in the cargo hold. We arrived in South Africa. There were far too many delays and we arrived late at both Heathrow and Johannesburg Airport. Fortunately we were sleeping all the time. So missed all the screaming HUMAN kids in the passenger part of the plane. Our HUMAN has to travel cattle class, bit like a battery chicken. But there you go. We have been resting and meeting with locals in Johannesburg. Much hotter an drier than we are used to back in Plushiland.

The internet connection here is really not what we are used to. Very slow. The pictures will have to wait until later. This silly tablet is being difficult about uploading my photos, but I will post them when I am less busy. So that is why layout not as brilliant as usual.

Ratti Von Plush
In South Africa.



Friday, 28 February 2014

Ratti Von Plush to Visit South Africa

Ratti von Plush will be visiting South Africa (Azania) in March 2014. I am including a map just to show you where it is. Some people think that Africa is a country, no it is a continent, my clever HUMANS.
Oh My, Great Plushi in the Sky, South Africa is a country!
In order to prepare for my visit I have been meeting with Expat Plushis from Azania.

Here is a photo of some of the Azanian-Plushi Expats.











I am hoping to be able to bring some DIAMONDS back to help my private retirement fund. What with Dictators being thrown out in the UKRAINE and such like. I need to plan for my own retirement. I see that my friend President Pushtin (of Russia) or rather President Push-his-weight-around aint so Heppi (south African dialect) about the developments in UKRAINE. I am going to assume that you have heard of both Russia and Ukraine. And all this upset coming at the time of Pushtin's very successful, Blotchi Fascist Games. Funny about a Russian being a Fascist, would have thought he would be a Socialist at very least. But then what do I know about HUMAN politics.

Senior Members of Azania-Plush Expat Group
Edna and Ratti go Ethnic











 The trip from Plushiland to Azania takes a long time and we always have to travel in the HUMANS suitcase. Although this seems like INDIGNITY. It is better than being prodded and plush by the Security Guards, if we travel in the HUMANS Hand Luggage. I mean do I look like I am going to hide drugs inside my FLUFF???

King Drooley of Great Dignity was felt up by some horrible MAN at Munich Airport the last time he travelled in the Hand Laggage in 2003. This was before my time. Else I would have told the MAN to FLuff-Off. Stranger Danger and all that. "Stop Feeling up the PLushis, you Nasty MAN!!"
King Drooley takes a break


Well, I hope to be able to update you all while in South Africa. But I am not sure if they have the INternet there yet. We will be collected from the Airport by one of the Village Elephants. So you might have to wait until I get back to Plushiland.







In my absence, The day to day business of Plushiland will be Handled by Margie and Libby.
Lady Libby Life Saver Von Plush

Lady Margie Von Plush, Privy Councillor

Margie, Libby, Astrid, Ratti, Edna and Tollie oversee recent Play Group for Junior Plushis




Ratti Von Plush
DIAMOND Collector
King of Salford
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Thursday, 30 January 2014

Happy Year of The Plush 2014

It has been a while since my last post. I have a nice new ribbon.
Ratti's Fab New Ribbon.

In my last post I mentioned that I would be going to Brit-Plush (England) for the HUMAN Christmas. I hope that you all behaved yourselves, did not get too drunk or spend too much money. How many of your are still paying off Xmas 2012? I never spend more than I have, beside I do not buy presents or gifts for other Plushis. They give me gifts because I am so wonderful...

Well we (Ratti, Edna, King Drooley, Count Eccles and Tollie) travelled to Brit-Plush with the HUMAN. As usual we had to travel in the suitcase. It is not so bad as soon as it goes dark [Suitcase is closed] we PLushis go to sleep. It was a really early start for the HUMAN, but we went to sleep the previous evening.


The Travel Cabal: Tollie, Eccles, Drooley, Ratti and Edna. 2012 Travels

Yes, I have used this photo before, but there you go!


 On your Christmas Day, Edna and I when for a walk around Salford Quays in Manchester. See me looking around and spreading Plushi Joy to all HUMANS that we met, on our Royal Walk About. I hope that many of you HUMANS provided homes to PLUSHIS at Christmas time.






















I am your Ruler, HUMANS. I am the King of Salford










 
Poor Pooh is completely faded. Shame on you Brit-Plush HUMANS











In very disturbing news, one of my spies in Brit-Plush send me these pictures of Plushis being abused by humans. These poor PLushis have no homes, live out side some impaled on spikes, to suffer and fade in the sun. I have made a complaint at the International Court of Plushi-Rights. This sort of thing cannot continue. Please ensure that you provide proper housing for all your Plushis. Thank you to SW for reporting this to me.



Is this how HUMANS treat US?
Disgusting abuse!















In happier news. HUMANS have shown kindness to Bats Babies in Australia. Due to the recent heat wave in Australia, [there is no such thing as Global Warming!], these Bat Babies had fallen out of their tree. They are being well cared for as you can see. Cute, Cute, Cute.

Bat Babies at Risk

Well that is my first message for the year. I hope that all you HUMANS had a great start to the New Year. Greetings from Plushiland. We are keeping an eye on you.
Ratti Von Plush
King of Salford
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Wednesday, 18 December 2013

Plushiland and Christmas

I, Ratti have been so busy since my last post. Not only that THE HUMAN has been at the computer almost constantly for the last month. Who knows what HE has been doing? Never mind, Here I am again. Although I do not believe in Christmas, Bah HUMBUG (as my great friend, Scrooge, from Dickens' A Chrismas Carol said before he went all SOFT and WEAK). Some of the other silly, Plushis here in Plushiland decided to get in to the spirit. You will notice that I was not available for the silliness.
Bogden Von Plush, Count Eccles and King Drooely

Plushiland gets into Christmas Theme. Ba Humbug
I have made one concession to your Christmas. I have got myself a Battle Bambi, saving him from having to work for that Fat, Old, HUMAN, Father Christmas.

Ratti Von Plush and Cousin Battle Bambi

Ratti Von Plush, Battle Bambi, Cousin Erica and Eustace Kangaroo, Tollie (Hegar) King Drooley, Eccles, Margi and Edna
Plushiland at Christmas Time in 2012 in Brit-Plush (England). The Plushis on the Right were our hosts. I am third from the left.
 I, Ratti von Plush will be taking my annual holiday soon. I will be travelling to Brit-Plush (England).

 If YOU HUMANS are going to be giving us Plushis as gifts at Christmas, please make sure that your small HUMANS have clean hands. Although, we Plushis are quite happy to extend Plushiland. I belief in the one PLushi_spy in each HUMAN household policy. We Plushis hate our Fluff being dirtied by sticky hands, or being drooled on by YOUR offspring. Horrible. How do you think King Drooley got his name? I will try and educate YOU HUMANS about proper Plushi-Care, but you are not always the brightest. So reaally it is an up hill battel for me.

Here are some pictures of Plushis in a shop display, in the Kingdom of Angie Merkel. DO not call it Kraut-Plush, that is just plain rude!! She was Voted in as Chancellor for third time, in parliament yesterday. Her coalition has an 80% majority. And People say, That I, Ratti Von PLush am anti-demofluffic.
Cute pictures....
Now that is what I call an Battle Kangeroo
Too Cute 1
Too Cute 2
















Well it has been a busy year for me and I know that the new year of the PLush will be as busy. I am diversifying my interests and will be launching a number of InterFluff projects in 2014. So expect to see lots more of Ratti von PLush in the new Year.



So if you are going to give presents make sure that they are decent ones, otherwise DO NOT BOTHER!

You might want to consider giving a donation to the Battersea Dogs and Cats Home, instead of drinking out all your money. They take care of homeless Cats and Dogs. Or what about all the work done with my Kangaroo
Cyrus, the Airport Kangaroo. Copyright http://www.wildlifevictoria.org.au
Cousins, who desperately need your help. Read Cyrus's story and watch the youtube clip. In a very sad case Poor Hilary was shot with two arrows and died as a result of her injuries.  Read the sad story here. Have a heart and make a donation. Apparently, the having a Heart thing is what makes you HUMAN. I am not convinced.




Ratti Von Plush
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland