Plushiland in Exile & Royal Visit to Monaco

Some may wonder why We have been quiet for a while. Well, we must tell you that currently Plushiland is in Exile. We had to give up Plushi Towers. WE are currently trying to find a new home. This means that many members of Plushiland are currently in suspended fluff animation. To you, this means they are currently sleeping in boxes in storage. Only the Elite of Plushiland managed to escape this fate, Ourself included. We are now in reduced circumstances and have to make do with much less space. We all  hope that we will find a new permanent home soon, but this is proving to be difficult.

Plushiland in Exile

These difficulties did not stop some of US from making a small Royal Visit to Monaco last month. We arrived at Nice (Nizza) and were collected by car. Thereafter We had lunch in Nice. There was a brilliant view from the hotel.

Ratti Von Plushi in Nice

Edna, Gediva and Tollie in helicopter

Later We flew by helicopter to Monaco. I am happy to report that our accommodation in Monaco was up to my high standards. We also met a local Disney, who gave us insights into how the Rich Plushis live.

Looking out on Monaco

Plushis with a view

Meeting local Disney

I made a trip to look at the yachts after having an early breakfast at a local coffee shop. Nothing for me, they had everything but fluff on the menu. To those who care, trying to find something decent to eat as a Vegetarian in Monaco or France is not easy. The fluff also smells a bit funny there too, like the cheese too ripe.

Ratti at Breakfast

Ratti von Plush and a Boat/Ship in Monaco

We managed to acquire another Von Plush while in Monaco, Prince Albert Von Plush of Monaco. I think he is a bit disappointed at the accommodation he has found here back at Plushiland-in-Exile. Oh yes and Prince George of Brit-Plush has a sister, but they are in storage, so not much news coming through.

Plushis sleeping

Prince Albert von Plush of Monaco

 I hope to soon have the rest of my minions out of storage, but as We are dependent on the HUMAN for this it might take a while.

We shall hopefully be posting more often again. Very unreliable Fluff-Net here (Internet).

Ratti von Plush as King of the Forest

Ratti Von Plush
King of the Forest

Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,

Keeper of the FLUFF,

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers (in reduced circumstances),
Plushiland (in Exile)

CCAA

Ratti Von Plush Visits Brit-Plush (England)

Ratti, Edna and Gediva

London from our plane.

As mentioned in my last update, I was planning to visit Brit-Plush (England). I am pleased to report that I had a very successful trip. We flew from Plushiland into London City Airport, where we were collected by a car and taken to our accommodation.






I demanded suitable transport, but had to settled for taxis and public transport, the London Underground (Tube). Horrible all the smelly HUMANS. When you get HUMAN smell on your Fluff it is very hard to get rid of it again. Nasty smelly HUMANS.

Suitable Ratti transport

Ratti in a Cab / Taxi

Ratti and Edna on the Underground in London

We visited the Tower of Brit-Plush (London). Where lots of "Off with his head" happened. The Lady Edna joined me on my two visits to the Tower of Brit-Plush. I was interested to see where the English Kings got rid of their enemies in the past. I also like the DIAMONDS in the Crown Jewels.

Ratti outside Tower of London

Lady Edna and Ratti at the Thames

Ratti in the Tower

Throne for a King or Ratti

After hectic days in London we had to get away to the country. We stayed in a decent hotel close to Oxford.

Arriving at the Hotel

Edna, Tollie and Ratti, a Room with Views

Bedtime for Plushis

We made a trip into the town of Oxford the next day. Of course our numbers grew, and I had to travel back to the hotel with the two new members of Plushiland, Charlie Bear and Peter Rabbit. I would like to complain that this arrangement did not suit me in the slightest.

Charlie and Peter, Rabbit

Ratti in Oxford. Too many Students!

Crammed in a bag with strangers. Disgusting!

Well, I am now recovering from my trip, back here in Plushiland. That is all I have time for now. Ba Humbug.

Ratti Von Plush

Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,

Keeper of the FLYFF,

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Winter Sun, Crocodiles and Extinction

In Plushiland we have been enjoying the summer sun. Some weeks back Gediva and his Cousins took a trip to the Big River. While at night Plushiland watches Plushi-Appropriate films.

Gediva and his Cousins take in the Sun at the Rhine River

Home again watching cartoons

Very bad news has reached us from Australia. It seems that you HUMANS are responsible for many creatures (always the small Mammals) being on the verge of extinction. Well the HUMAN Politicians in Australia are not the greatest, a lot of the Flat-Earthers and Global Warming Deniers over there. And as usual the animals introduced by you HUMANS are causing all the problems, foxes and the Devil's own creation the CAT! Ba I hate Cats. Not as much as I hate that Mickey Mouse, but that is another story.

Cute Aussie Mammals soon to be gone. (picture Jonathan Webb)

Save my ME! (picture Kym Brennan)

In other news the Independent reports that Crocodiles like to play with balls, While you see are Handbags and Shoes! Shame on YOU!

Who will play with me?

Come in and Play (source the Independent.co.uk)

Due to circumstances beyond our control I have had to delay part of my planned Royal Visit. But I will still be visiting England soon. I may have time to post between my engagements and I hope that the Euro will still be around when I next post. Invest in Diamonds, YOU have been warned. Gold has already increased in value. Or there is always Bitcoin. Maybe I should introduce Ratti-Coin.

Ratti Von Plush

Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,

Keeper of the FLYFF,

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Plushis meeting The Washing Machine - Full Immersion Method

A shocking discovering was made last week. Just outside of Plushiland, the HUMAN discovered a Plushi in the trash/rubbish bin. The poor thing was immediately rescued but had to be keep apart from the rest of Plushiland, to prevent the spread of Dustbin (Trash Can) Plushi Disease. So the monkey in question had to be washed, before being allowed to enter Plushiland.

Post wash, Dumpster Minkey Von Plush

Unfortunately, some of the older residents of Plushiland ended up being washed as well. This was a terrible experience and not one enjoyed by any Plushi. The HUMAN uses the Full Immersion Method (a Washing Machine). We were washed in a Washing machine, like ordinary washing and had to hold our breath. This was the first time that this particular machine was used and it was not terribly successful. We, the Plushis, in the machine became unbalanced when the machine started to spin. We had been put into washing bags to protect us, but this was the causing the load (Us) to become unbalanced, and so the machine refused to spin. The machine was manually drained, while we lay in a soggy heap, locked in the machine. Once the water was drained, the door could be opened, we were taken out of the washing bags and then spun again. Horrible, horrible, horrible... Our Head is still spinning a week later. Finally, we were dry enough to let out, very unhappy and very spun. After that we had to spend a day on a drying rack. Never again WE say. The smaller ones suffered most, like Us and Gediva, as the larger, fatties landed on us repeatedly. We demand that in future we are sent to dry cleaners.

On the Rack with Royalty, Gediva (top middle)

I have been looking at purchasing property recently, but I think this bird feeder is a bit too small for me and my DIAMONDS.

A bit too small

Good news is that the number of Indian Tigers increase by 30% to 2226. The number of Tigers in Plushiland remains constant at the present.

Plushiland Tiger numbers remain constant.

But in the UK the government will be paying farmers to kill Grey squirrels (yes, get rid of the Foreigners!!! They are to blame for everything), I thought farmers killed things because it was there nature/job. Since when do you have to pay them to kill things? All nature should be replaced by factory farming, parking lots and Shopping Centres. Yippee. (This is Irony)

We may be making a number of ROYAL visits soon, watch this space for details. Maybe your country will be lucky enough to host Us soon.

Ratti Von Plush

Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,

Keeper of the FLYFF,

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

No Education, WE are PLushis

Ratti von Plush greets you his faithful HUMAN followers. It has come to my attention that certain Plushi-Rodents have been sneaking off to school. We do not generally encourage Plushis to get educated.

Plushi off to School

Red Ratti on Public transport

Red Ratti in the Park

We only really approve of Margi's Finishing School. It is very important that Plushi do not become too educated. The next thing you know they will stop believing in the Great Plushi in the Skye. As the High Priest I will be out of one of my jobs.

Secondly, education always leads to the ruled starting to question the rulers right to rule. What non-sense. But it seems that the two were more interested in a day-out of Plushiland than actual education. They soon lost interest, so the risk to my authority has passed.

Dictators do not like education or other ideas, just ask Mr Putin. Fortuantely we so not have any Russian-Plushis in Plushiland, otherwise I imagine we would have tanks at the borders of PLushiland too.

In the last few weeks we have had two new Plushis join PLushiland. Miss Geegee and Mr Biber, no not that irritating twink/twit-singer. Both Plushis came from flea markets. Poor Miss Geegeee [the HUMAN says you spell it "Zhi-Zhi"] had been waiting so long for a home, she had given up hope on ever finding friends. We had to wash the fleas off her. Mr Biber has joined PLushiland's other two beavers, Biebie and Armani (originally from Italy), in the Plushiland Beavers Union (not banned yet).

Mr Biber von Plush hard at work

Miss Geegee / Zhi-Zhi after her wash. Had her hair done too.

The Horrible HUMANS in England are getting ready to kill this year's condemmed Badgers. I can only repeat what I said last year. MURDERERS!
I might find myself in London next month on a State Visit and would like to give that HUMAN, David Cameron, a piece of my FLuff-Mind. Nasty MANN.

HUMAN you may carry ME. See I have more influence with the European Union that that David Cameron, HUMAN

Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,

Keeper of the FLYFF,

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Easter Delayed - Easter Bunny gone AWOL

His Grace Ratti lets it be known that a late entry postal delivery yesterday came from Delicato Von Plush, who is unfortunately held up in the Jungles of Chrysanmasomething. Some stupid flower! Any way the lazy Easter Bunny is APPARENTLY delayed. I think he just wants to not perform his ceremonial duties for the Great Plushi in The SKYE on Sunday.

Delicato Von PLush in the Jungle. I demand my BONUS!!!!

He is AWOL, says he has worked overtime the whole year and demands a performance BONUS. Bonus by my FLYFF I think not.

Ratti Von Plush,

PLUSHI Resources Director,

Keeper of the FLYFF,

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Holy Days in Plushiland - Easter for HUMANS

Lady Margi Von Plush addresses Easter Bunnies

NSA Red-Ratti btm right and notice Prince George (Squirrel) who now thinks he is a Bunny.

For some HUMANS, you will shortly be having your Easter, and other Holy Days. We in Plushiland will be having one of our Holy days as well. This is another day dedicated to our Lord, the Great Plushi In the SKYE. At this time of the year we also commemorate all those Easter Bunnies Plushis that managed to escape from the abuse of HUMAN Easter. The Lady Margi Von Plush addressed a gathering of Easter Plush Bunnies this afternoon. She asked them to think of the poor Easter Plushis still remaining in captivity in the HUMAN world. And of course all the real Rabbits that are kept in tiny cages by Bratty HUMAN Kids!

Just to make sure that there were no political overtones to the meeting, I, Ratti Von Plush attended and watched from the Royal Basket. You will notice that my evil Cousin, Red-Ratti Von PLush was also present. As a member of the NSA he advises me on any subversive matters. I am happy to report that Lady Margi did not call on the Bunnies to revolt against me and set up their own, Bunny Plushi Republic or Join the Kingdom of Pushtin. But you can never be too careful. As tyrants all over the world, know all too well.

Plushiland has a new resident, he is some sort of Owl-like creature called, Edragardia Von Plush. He turned up late last night. Because of the lateness of the hour, he did not receive the normal welcome. But instead spend the night with other Plushis from the Union of Feather Plushis. Edragardia did have to have immediate eye surgery this afternoon. So those locals complaining of immigrants getting all the medical attention might have a Flyff. Anyway Edragardia has made a full recovery and will be able to take part in our Great PLushi in the Skye Celebrations this weekend.

Union of Feathered Plushis greets Edragardia

Edragardia Von Plush

Finally spare a thought for all the chocolate bunnies that you eat at Easter. Also you might want to celebrate life by not killing and Eating LAMBS at Easter. Just a thought, but what do I know about Cruelty and Life and Death.

On a positive note, the Royal Balcony has finally been renovated and I can now address the Serfs from my new Balcony.

Ratti and Edna on new Royal Balcony

Ratti Von Plush

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland