No Education, WE are PLushis

Ratti von Plush greets you his faithful HUMAN followers. It has come to my attention that certain Plushi-Rodents have been sneaking off to school. We do not generally encourage Plushis to get educated.

Plushi off to School

Red Ratti on Public transport

Red Ratti in the Park

We only really approve of Margi's Finishing School. It is very important that Plushi do not become too educated. The next thing you know they will stop believing in the Great Plushi in the Skye. As the High Priest I will be out of one of my jobs.

Secondly, education always leads to the ruled starting to question the rulers right to rule. What non-sense. But it seems that the two were more interested in a day-out of Plushiland than actual education. They soon lost interest, so the risk to my authority has passed.

Dictators do not like education or other ideas, just ask Mr Putin. Fortuantely we so not have any Russian-Plushis in Plushiland, otherwise I imagine we would have tanks at the borders of PLushiland too.

In the last few weeks we have had two new Plushis join PLushiland. Miss Geegee and Mr Biber, no not that irritating twink/twit-singer. Both Plushis came from flea markets. Poor Miss Geegeee [the HUMAN says you spell it "Zhi-Zhi"] had been waiting so long for a home, she had given up hope on ever finding friends. We had to wash the fleas off her. Mr Biber has joined PLushiland's other two beavers, Biebie and Armani (originally from Italy), in the Plushiland Beavers Union (not banned yet).

Mr Biber von Plush hard at work

Miss Geegee / Zhi-Zhi after her wash. Had her hair done too.

The Horrible HUMANS in England are getting ready to kill this year's condemmed Badgers. I can only repeat what I said last year. MURDERERS!
I might find myself in London next month on a State Visit and would like to give that HUMAN, David Cameron, a piece of my FLuff-Mind. Nasty MANN.

HUMAN you may carry ME. See I have more influence with the European Union that that David Cameron, HUMAN

Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,

Keeper of the FLYFF,

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Teddy Bears' Tea Party

Teddy Bears' Tea Party 3rd Plush-tober

Last time I posted I mentioned that I had to organise The Teddy Bears' Tea Party. This is an annual event that starts at the end of September and lasts for 15 days. The Tea Party is held each year in commemoration of the Marriage of Prince Wittel-Plush of Bavaria-Plushi and the Countess Olivia of Austro-Plushi. The happy Bear Prince invited selected members of the Bear Community of Bavaria-Plush to a Tea Party to celebrate his wedding. This was a good many Plushi-Years ago.

Holy Bear Tea Set, with DIAMONDS

Not only is The Teddy Bears' Tea Party a celebration where many large cups of Fluff-Tea are consumed by the Bears, The Teddy Bears' Tea Party is also an important religious event in Plushiland. The Bears get together to celebrate our deity The Great Plushi in the Sky. As I, Ratti Von Plush am the Pontifex Maximus (High Priest) of the Great Plushi in the Sky. And no the Great Plushi in the Sky IS NOT A BEAR. So it is no problem that I as a non-Bear I am the High Priest. Everybody thinks the Great Plushi in the Sky is LIKE them. The Bears think IT is a Bear. The Bunnies think IT is a Bunny. But the Wise Plushis All agreed the Great Plushi in the Sky is a KANGAROO, or at LEAST A DISNEY.
I tried to make Edna stay at home, but she seems to go every where I do. There is not getting away from Edna.

Edna and Ratti (in Holy Cloak)

Cloak with DIAMONDS

One of my jobs is to organise and preside at the Teddy Bears Tea Party. So I have to wear my religious robes. Notice how I have put your DIAMOND contributions to good use, decorating my Holy Cloak of Office. We in Plushiland have DIAMONDS and FLUFF, so our government has not shut down. Our Tea Party, really is a PARTY, not like in the USA. Imagine if we did not want to pay for the treatment of sick Plushis here in Plushiland. The way the HUMAN Tea Party in the USA wants people to DIE if cannot pay of medical attention. But obviously only BAD HUMANS lose their jobs and then have no Medical Aid.

Bears, Bears and More Bears

Teddy Bears from the Surveillance Photo

Today is also an important day for another reason. Today we celebrate the re-unification of East Plushiland with West Plushiland. This happened in 1990, after the East Plushis had been under the yoke of the evil, anti-capitalist, Bearists. [YOU HUMANS had something similiar with the communists in East Germany.] So today the 3rd of Plush-tober is a Holiday in Plushiland. Except for me, I always have to work. No rest for the ME.

Bat NSA keeping an Eye on the BEARS

Even at the Teddy's Tea Party, I Need to keep order. That is why I had my Bat-NSA - secret service, watch what the Bears were up to. You never know what might happen at a Bear Religious Event.






























After the Tea Party some members of the Plushiland Elite had a Private Reception on the Royal Balcony. Special Guest was Miss P-Bear (holding the red heart).

From left, back: King Drooley, Lady Liberty, Miss P-Bear, Count Eccles, Lady Edna (always following me), Ratti Von Plush.

Ratti Von Plush
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY)
Office of the King
Plushi Towers
Plushiland

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