Plushiland Welcomes back Ratti Von Plush

Ratti and Edna Von Plush with African Gifts for Plushiland

It has now been a week since we returned from our trip to South Africa. It seems that in the process we have managed to acquire additional immigrants. Two new Plushis managed to get into the luggage. So there were two new faces to greet me, when I woke up back in Plushiland. They are Nagapie Von Plush and Hippo Von Plush.

Hippo and Nagapie Von Plush arrive in Plushiland. Ratti and Edna not amused!

Apparently they had been granted Plushiland Enterance Visas at Johannesburg Airport (YES, YES. I know it is called the Oliver Tambo International Airport!!!). Not by me, but THE HUMAN. Bit of a cheek really. INDIGNITY! I mean, fair enough, Plushiland can always use addtional slaves, I mean serfs, oh no we call them Subjects, no wait I think the Politically Correct term for HUMANS is Wage Slaves.... So Plushis must be cuddle slaves.

But I digress. It seems very wrong that the Royal Plushiland delegation, including me, Ratti Von Plush, should travel in the hold, while these new immigrants got to travel in the hand luggage. Only economy (Battery chicken class - okay it is worse for the chickens - than British Airways Economy Class) I will be looking into this serious violation of my rights.

Mr Price Pouch Bear Von Plush from South Africa. Taking Cuddles away from the Locals?!

I notice that President Pushtin of Russia, has been doing a bit of map redrawing. Bla, bla - I know Crimea was part of Russia in the past. If I understand this correctly: if another country has a significant number of your "people" then you can hold a "referundum" and take over the place. Although, I have not been around that long, I believe it has been tried before with very bad results. With out refering to any events in the last 100 years, I too have had a good idea.

Seeing there are a significant number of Plushis living in Germany, France, Belgium and England, I have decided to ask the PLushis in these countries if they would like to join PLushiland. And I will then be their leader and ensure that their Plushi RIghts are Protected AGAINST  you evil HUMANS. Once again I must thank President Pushtin, for determining Plushiland Foreign Policy. Besides PLushiland is getting a bit full with all the Plushimmigrants from Europe (and Africa). I am not sure if we should limit European Plushimmigration (these foreign Plushis are getting all the cuddles and housing in Plushiland; or just take over the countries they come from to protect their Plushi-Rights, and our jobs of course.

Hippo meets Hippo

The European Parliamentary elections take place in May, not sure How I can use this to my advantage. But no doubt I will come up with something. Maybe register the Plushi-Party of Europe. No less silly than some of the other parties. Like the UK Independence Party! Well, anyway. I must go and scheme a bit more. Plushi Politics calls.

Remembering "Marius" the Danish Giraffe, killed by a Danish Zoo. Cause it was the easiest thing to do. Zoos are Rubbish!!!!Put the HUMANS in cages, Yes!

Ratti Von Plush

DIAMOND Collector

Ratti (wearing his Imperial Invasion Ribbon) looks to hold "referenda" among European Plushis

King of Salford
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Rattis South African Safari

Ratti and Edna examine local curremcy

Ratti finds a DIAMOND mine

Ratti and Edna in Jungle of Johannesburg

Plushiland Royal delegation resting at Royal Guesthouse

More jungle

After many hours on British Airways Planes or rather in the cargo hold. We arrived in South Africa. There were far too many delays and we arrived late at both Heathrow and Johannesburg Airport. Fortunately we were sleeping all the time. So missed all the screaming HUMAN kids in the passenger part of the plane. Our HUMAN has to travel cattle class, bit like a battery chicken. But there you go. We have been resting and meeting with locals in Johannesburg. Much hotter an drier than we are used to back in Plushiland.

The internet connection here is really not what we are used to. Very slow. The pictures will have to wait until later. This silly tablet is being difficult about uploading my photos, but I will post them when I am less busy. So that is why layout not as brilliant as usual.

Ratti Von Plush
In South Africa.

Ratti Von Plush to Visit South Africa

Ratti von Plush will be visiting South Africa (Azania) in March 2014. I am including a map just to show you where it is. Some people think that Africa is a country, no it is a continent, my clever HUMANS.

Oh My, Great Plushi in the Sky, South Africa is a country!

In order to prepare for my visit I have been meeting with Expat Plushis from Azania.

Here is a photo of some of the Azanian-Plushi Expats.











I am hoping to be able to bring some DIAMONDS back to help my private retirement fund. What with Dictators being thrown out in the UKRAINE and such like. I need to plan for my own retirement. I see that my friend President Pushtin (of Russia) or rather President Push-his-weight-around aint so Heppi (south African dialect) about the developments in UKRAINE. I am going to assume that you have heard of both Russia and Ukraine. And all this upset coming at the time of Pushtin's very successful, Blotchi Fascist Games. Funny about a Russian being a Fascist, would have thought he would be a Socialist at very least. But then what do I know about HUMAN politics.

Senior Members of Azania-Plush Expat Group

Edna and Ratti go Ethnic

 The trip from Plushiland to Azania takes a long time and we always have to travel in the HUMANS suitcase. Although this seems like INDIGNITY. It is better than being prodded and plush by the Security Guards, if we travel in the HUMANS Hand Luggage. I mean do I look like I am going to hide drugs inside my FLUFF???

King Drooley of Great Dignity was felt up by some horrible MAN at Munich Airport the last time he travelled in the Hand Laggage in 2003. This was before my time. Else I would have told the MAN to FLuff-Off. Stranger Danger and all that. "Stop Feeling up the PLushis, you Nasty MAN!!"

King Drooley takes a break

Well, I hope to be able to update you all while in South Africa. But I am not sure if they have the INternet there yet. We will be collected from the Airport by one of the Village Elephants. So you might have to wait until I get back to Plushiland.







In my absence, The day to day business of Plushiland will be Handled by Margie and Libby.

Lady Libby Life Saver Von Plush

Lady Margie Von Plush, Privy Councillor

Margie, Libby, Astrid, Ratti, Edna and Tollie oversee recent Play Group for Junior Plushis

Ratti Von Plush

DIAMOND Collector

King of Salford
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Badgers, Police and Democracy/Democra-Fluff

According to the guardian.see link the Police are passing protesters's [against the killing of BADGERS] details over to the Farmer's Union in the UK. Gosh, now that is really surprising.

Just like my Bat NSA, tells me what the Teddy Bears are up to in Plushiland. And how do you think I know what is going on in the HUMAN WORLD. I get reports from all my Plushi-Spies [obviously not Teddy Bears - they like HUMANS too much. Real case of Stockholm Syndrome] in your HUMAN HOUSES. Anyway, the police here in Plushiland would not support the killing of Badgers. The Organs of the state saying "Please, no I am just doing my job", that excuse cannot be used since the Second HUMAN World War, or Apartheid in South Africa.

Is it just me? Or are some [one does need to be reasonable and not imply ALL] Police particularly nasty. In UK, Shooting innocent people, killing people at demonstrations [okay one HUMAN and he had a weak heart, well he did after he was pushed by the policeman]. So supporting the killing of BADGERS seems the next step....At recent protests in Frankfurt, Germany the police were also a bit over keen to protect commercial interests.

Of course WE do not have protests in Plushiland. Everyone is happy with OUR Non-Democratic System in Plushiland. We have a ruling Council, the Privy Council that represents the needs of all Plushis, so they do not have to worry about Democra-Fluff. We have a perfect system here. Non- Represenatitive Plushi Democra-Fluff (NRPDF).

Privy Council serves the needs of all Plushis

Bit like HUMAN China, okay that is much more complicated. I cannot be bothered to find out anyway. I am very busy, I have to arrange a Teddy Bears's Tea Party. UGH how horrible. Silly Bears and their religion.

I also need to send my best wished to the old [double meaning intentional] and new Germany Queen, Angie, the First of that Name.

What the Greek Papers think

Will she rule longer than Baroness, Margaret Thatcher, the First of England? At least MT had policies......The statement does not imply that Ratti Von Plush supports these Policies.

Speaking of Democa-Fluff, I had  long meeting, at the weekend with the God-King, Tutankhamun. Or Rather his Plushi Counterpart, King Tuti-Bear, from Manchester, England. Tuti had some good ideas, about things like slavery and so on.... Tuti also had a Grand Vizier, AY. [so I am in good company as King Drooley's Grand Vizier] And it is simply not true that the Grand Vizier killed the King, Tuti.

King Tuti Bear, Ratti Von Plush and Edna as the Scribe

Maybe Having God Kings has put the Egyptians off Democra-Fluff permanently?Too soon? Too Late?

I visited the Plushi Aristocracy at weekend in Disney Mews.

Ratti Von Plush and Edna visit the Disney Mews, home of the Plushi Aristocracy. Few Bears!

There have been some complaints that religion is not mentioned enough in my posts. So I am now naming myself, the Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky. [This is why I have to organise the Teddy Bears's Tea Party] I have this very original IDEA, I am hoping to use religion to control the Teddy Bears, not sure if it will work.

Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Professor Woody studies SCIENCE

Oh Yes, HUMANS you are supposed to actually follow the links I have added to this post. It is to help educated YOU.

  I am not doing this for my health but wealth send the DIAMONDS to:

Ratti Von Plush
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY)
Office of the King
Plushi Towers
Plushiland








PS if you find any spelling or grammar mistakes, remember Engrish is not my first language. Email corretions to: von.plush@googlemail.com or seem me on facebook: Ratti Von Plush I want to be YOUR friend.

Design a Flag Competition for Plushiland

King Drooley, the First of that Name, of Plushiland. My BOSS?

South African Flag

King Drooley has instructed me to run a “Design a Flag for Plushiland” completion. Basically we need a flag for our country. No Underpants design like the South African flag.

Democracy is one thing, taste clearly is another. Democracy is not to my taste, but that is just me. I am a little dictator with big plans. Anyway we need a flag, so get on and design one. I told King Drooley that you HUMANS are both too dumb and too lazy to design a flag. If there are no suitable suggestions from YOU, by the 15

 ^th day, of the 10^th month, in the year of our Great Plushi in the SKY, 2013; then I will put something forward. We are still using the HUMAN calendar, soon to be replaced by the year of the RATTI. Also known as the Rattorian Calendar, which started in 2003. So 2013 is the 10^th year of The Ratti. Email your designs to von.plush@googlemail.com Obviously you assign all legal rights to the design to me, Ratti Von Plush when you send me anything.....ha ha ha.... I am on Facebook as Ratti Von Plush. be my friend...

The first prize is: not being sent to a Plushian Gulag. The prize has been generously sponsored by President Pushtin of PLUSHIA. I believe in the Carrot and Stick, but without the Carrots, obviously. 

Ratti Von Plush,
Lord President of the Privy Council & Grand Vizier,
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland