Halloween and Marsupial Lion

Greetings and Salutations, Plushis (Soft Toys) and HUMANS. We, the Great Ratti Von Plush, wish you a Happy Halloween. Tonight when spirits roam the earth and Plushis come to life.

Seems, WE have missed out on meeting some really interesting Creatures. So who has heard of the Marsupial Lion (Thylacoleo-carnifex)? What a Lion with a Pooch (Pouch). 'Tis true upon OUR Fluff. But Alas the Marsupial Lion has been extinct for several thousand years. They died out shortly after HUMANS got to Australia. But while they were around they did eat a few HUMANS. Further meal choices included the Giant Kangaroo, Great, great, great.....Aunty Eudora and the Giant Wombat, who was the size of a small car. Think of something French. WE can insult them they do not read My blog anyway.

Source antiquity.ac.uk

Marsupial Lion. Wikipedia

Why OUR interest? A Thylacoleo would be useful to help me take control of Plushiland and maybe even the World. They would Eat any Resistance. WE Have been checking the Lions of Plushiland, but neither Simba, the Tofu Lion nor Madame Zhi-Zhi clearly do not have Pooches!

Plushiland's Lions

Gediva and Pooch Bear

Any attempt by ME to sew on Pooches has been resisted. Apart from Kangaroos in Plushiland, Only Mr Price Pooch Bear von Plush has a Pouch, but he lacks the killer instinct.

Ratti only manages to attract Prince George

Source Guardian.co.uk

Talking of using animals for OUR schemes  WE have been trying to train the local squirrel (Eichhoernchen-German). Yes, my dear Brit-Plushers (England) a RED Squirrel. WE see that Horrible Human, Prince Charles Arthur Philip George Windsor-Mountbatten of Brit-Plush has given the go ahead to kill the Grey Squirrels (American Invaders) on his Cromwell Estate, in England. WE will not say anything against inherited wealth and privilege. But WE have earned OUR position in Plushiland by hard work. Surely the Brit-Plush secret service could train the Grey Squirrels as Spies. As WE did! 

Of course Badgers are being killed for the second year in England, the Squirrels have always suffered in England as Immigrants. Only the red ones are liked (England for English Squirrels only.). Even the

Three Beavers and Tollie

three beavers in Devon, England are at risked of being "re-homed" BY A bullet. One last rant about Brit-Plush then WE are done.

That Cameron Chap of England, must pay the billions he owes the European Union.  Queen Merkel of Germany (Deutsch-Plush) should demand HER MONEY back! Just like Mrs Thatcher did in the 1980's. WE, WE means Plushiland cannot get funds from the EU's Expansion to China Budget, until Cameron (British Prime Minister) pays up. So until then the building of OUR Palace, Villa, Humble Abode, a mere Hovel really has come to a standstill.

Finally a shout out to Salem Saberhagen, from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. See Youtube. The young witch (Salem not Sabrina) who was turned into a cat for trying to take over the World! WE are currently studying his actions to see where he went wrong.

King Salem

Salem, Halloween

Salem III

Happy Halloween

Ratti Von PLush as Emperor Napoleon, the First

Ratti Von Plush

Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,

Keeper of the FLYFF,

DIAMOND Collector,

King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Ratti Von Plush to Visit South Africa

Ratti von Plush will be visiting South Africa (Azania) in March 2014. I am including a map just to show you where it is. Some people think that Africa is a country, no it is a continent, my clever HUMANS.

Oh My, Great Plushi in the Sky, South Africa is a country!

In order to prepare for my visit I have been meeting with Expat Plushis from Azania.

Here is a photo of some of the Azanian-Plushi Expats.











I am hoping to be able to bring some DIAMONDS back to help my private retirement fund. What with Dictators being thrown out in the UKRAINE and such like. I need to plan for my own retirement. I see that my friend President Pushtin (of Russia) or rather President Push-his-weight-around aint so Heppi (south African dialect) about the developments in UKRAINE. I am going to assume that you have heard of both Russia and Ukraine. And all this upset coming at the time of Pushtin's very successful, Blotchi Fascist Games. Funny about a Russian being a Fascist, would have thought he would be a Socialist at very least. But then what do I know about HUMAN politics.

Senior Members of Azania-Plush Expat Group

Edna and Ratti go Ethnic

 The trip from Plushiland to Azania takes a long time and we always have to travel in the HUMANS suitcase. Although this seems like INDIGNITY. It is better than being prodded and plush by the Security Guards, if we travel in the HUMANS Hand Luggage. I mean do I look like I am going to hide drugs inside my FLUFF???

King Drooley of Great Dignity was felt up by some horrible MAN at Munich Airport the last time he travelled in the Hand Laggage in 2003. This was before my time. Else I would have told the MAN to FLuff-Off. Stranger Danger and all that. "Stop Feeling up the PLushis, you Nasty MAN!!"

King Drooley takes a break

Well, I hope to be able to update you all while in South Africa. But I am not sure if they have the INternet there yet. We will be collected from the Airport by one of the Village Elephants. So you might have to wait until I get back to Plushiland.







In my absence, The day to day business of Plushiland will be Handled by Margie and Libby.

Lady Libby Life Saver Von Plush

Lady Margie Von Plush, Privy Councillor

Margie, Libby, Astrid, Ratti, Edna and Tollie oversee recent Play Group for Junior Plushis

Ratti Von Plush

DIAMOND Collector

King of Salford
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Queen's Telephone Spied on

Cartoon by Ridha Ridha

 

The NSA has been listening to Queen Angie Merkels’; the First of Europe, I mean Germany; Mobile Telephone calls. The NSA could do this because she was too lazy to put in the encryption code before she made her calls. Now Queen Angie is not amused, a few months back when her subjects, serfs and minions complained about it she did nothing about it. But now that Michelle Obama has stolen the Queen’s Recipe for Potato Soup she is very angry indeed. Imagine how upset the Queen will be when at the next state reception at the White House, she is served her own recipe as Michelle Obama’s original creation. This sort of recipe espionage is not very nice. It seems IRONIC then that Queen Angie PHONED President Obama to complain, but she did use a special landline.

Give me back my Recipe for Potato Soup

I notice that the English have extended the Murder of Badgers because too few were shot. i.e. NOT ALL. It turns out that disturbing the Badgers by making them run for their lives actually spreads TB faster, rather than reduces it. Who is the Village Idiot Now? So be not surprised, OH HUMANS, when the English decided to GAS the badgers in their homes [Setts].

I should like someone to try and explain HUMANE gassing. Of course we know that the Farmers have been doing it secretly anyway, that is why there are so few Badgers to SHOOT HUMANELY. And another question, my ESTEEMED HUMAN readers, why if in Wales they can vaccinate Badgers against TB, the death method is being used in ENGLAND??????

Also spare a thought for all the small creatures that have died in the Australian Fires.

Koala with Baby.

Fire caused, apparently, by army exercises no LESS. We have not heard from my Cousin, Ethel Kangaroo for a few days now and are really worried about her.

Last Photo of Cousin Ethel Kangaroo

Koala Von Plush, who has only one Eye, is one of Plushiland's Oldest Residents, more than 45 HUMAN Years Old.

 
HUMANS are always so concerned about their stuff being destroyed, but not too bothered when they destroy the environment and its animals. I mean Green Peace people get arrested for Piracy, now downgraded to merely Hooliganism. The punishment for Hooliganism is 7 years in a Russian Gulag rather than 15. That is more than a 50% discount, a very good deal indeed. President Putin surely already has more than enough oil and gas reserves to bring Europe to its knees. Does He really need to destroy the Arctic to get a few more Barrels of oil? One oil spill and the Polar Bears will all be dead by 2018 rather than 2043 of my prediction.

Ratti Von Plush

Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland