Friday, 28 February 2014

Ratti Von Plush to Visit South Africa

Ratti von Plush will be visiting South Africa (Azania) in March 2014. I am including a map just to show you where it is. Some people think that Africa is a country, no it is a continent, my clever HUMANS.
Oh My, Great Plushi in the Sky, South Africa is a country!
In order to prepare for my visit I have been meeting with Expat Plushis from Azania.

Here is a photo of some of the Azanian-Plushi Expats.

I am hoping to be able to bring some DIAMONDS back to help my private retirement fund. What with Dictators being thrown out in the UKRAINE and such like. I need to plan for my own retirement. I see that my friend President Pushtin (of Russia) or rather President Push-his-weight-around aint so Heppi (south African dialect) about the developments in UKRAINE. I am going to assume that you have heard of both Russia and Ukraine. And all this upset coming at the time of Pushtin's very successful, Blotchi Fascist Games. Funny about a Russian being a Fascist, would have thought he would be a Socialist at very least. But then what do I know about HUMAN politics.

Senior Members of Azania-Plush Expat Group
Edna and Ratti go Ethnic

 The trip from Plushiland to Azania takes a long time and we always have to travel in the HUMANS suitcase. Although this seems like INDIGNITY. It is better than being prodded and plush by the Security Guards, if we travel in the HUMANS Hand Luggage. I mean do I look like I am going to hide drugs inside my FLUFF???

King Drooley of Great Dignity was felt up by some horrible MAN at Munich Airport the last time he travelled in the Hand Laggage in 2003. This was before my time. Else I would have told the MAN to FLuff-Off. Stranger Danger and all that. "Stop Feeling up the PLushis, you Nasty MAN!!"
King Drooley takes a break

Well, I hope to be able to update you all while in South Africa. But I am not sure if they have the INternet there yet. We will be collected from the Airport by one of the Village Elephants. So you might have to wait until I get back to Plushiland.

In my absence, The day to day business of Plushiland will be Handled by Margie and Libby.
Lady Libby Life Saver Von Plush

Lady Margie Von Plush, Privy Councillor

Margie, Libby, Astrid, Ratti, Edna and Tollie oversee recent Play Group for Junior Plushis

Ratti Von Plush
DIAMOND Collector
King of Salford
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,

No comments:

Post a Comment