Tuesday, 30 September 2014

Tripping Plushis

Welcome to all my fans and followers. I, Ratti, have more news to share with you. It seems that some of the members of Plushiland are not following proper procedure. I am supposed to be on all trips that the HUMAN undertakes. But some of bad Plushis have been stowing away and making unauthorised trips. Redd Ratti and Gediva aka Bobby S. seem to have had gone a trip that I did not know about it. I thought that Redd Ratti was working for me, but seems that he is also working for his own interests. I will just have to clamp down harder on unauthorised travel.

Stow-a ways

Ha ha, Escaped Ratti

Gediva aka Bobby S. and Redd Ratti

I have cancelled my own trip to Brit-Plush (England) as matters of state require me to stay in Plushiland. Besides I really do not like that CAMERON, Chap, allowing Badgers to be killed for the second year running.

Instead we had a short trip at the weekend to a Resort Town. Lots of old HUMANS with long faces. Horrible!! We were hosted by the PLushis of the town.

Fluff Wine Please

Ratti Meets Plushis of Bad D, DE

Unfortunately the PLushis live with HUMAN children. Our delegation had to be careful not to be touched by Sticky HUMAN Hands. Horrible, messes up your Fluff. I can report that appropriate transport was laid on for me.
Ratti Von Plush on Royal Tour
We also received an Asylum application from Nikki, the Spanish Dragon. I dealt with the request immediately and Nikki was able to escape the clutches of the HUMAN Children to a PLushiland. Once again I want to thank our hosts, both HUMAN and Plushi in Bad D, DE.

Ratti, Edna and Nikki Von PLush in PLushiland

Seems a cat in Australia has been Plushi-Knapping PLushis. Apparently the cat has been bring home PLushis. By the way the Dodo Blog is great, not as good as mine but good. Take a look!!!! You will recall that Kitty von PLush and his Rattiness, ME, do not get on. This is when Kats are not out killing Birds and other Animals. Horrible things them Kats.

And oh great surprise Animals in the wild are disappearing faster than you all thought. Forget Zoos, soon all animals will be gone and the only animals will be PLUSHIS.

And I will be Emperor of the World!
Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
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