Friday, 31 October 2014

Halloween and Marsupial Lion

Greetings and Salutations, Plushis (Soft Toys) and HUMANS. We, the Great Ratti Von Plush, wish you a Happy Halloween. Tonight when spirits roam the earth and Plushis come to life.

Seems, WE have missed out on meeting some really interesting Creatures. So who has heard of the Marsupial Lion (Thylacoleo-carnifex)? What a Lion with a Pooch (Pouch). 'Tis true upon OUR Fluff. But Alas the Marsupial Lion has been extinct for several thousand years. They died out shortly after HUMANS got to Australia. But while they were around they did eat a few HUMANS. Further meal choices included the Giant Kangaroo, Great, great, great.....Aunty Eudora and the Giant Wombat, who was the size of a small car. Think of something French. WE can insult them they do not read My blog anyway.

Marsupial Lion. Wikipedia

Why OUR interest? A Thylacoleo would be useful to help me take control of Plushiland and maybe even the World. They would Eat any Resistance. WE Have been checking the Lions of Plushiland, but neither Simba, the Tofu Lion nor Madame Zhi-Zhi clearly do not have Pooches!
Plushiland's Lions
Gediva and Pooch Bear

Any attempt by ME to sew on Pooches has been resisted. Apart from Kangaroos in Plushiland, Only Mr Price Pooch Bear von Plush has a Pouch, but he lacks the killer instinct.

Ratti only manages to attract Prince George


Talking of using animals for OUR schemes  WE have been trying to train the local squirrel (Eichhoernchen-German). Yes, my dear Brit-Plushers (England) a RED Squirrel. WE see that Horrible Human, Prince Charles Arthur Philip George Windsor-Mountbatten of Brit-Plush has given the go ahead to kill the Grey Squirrels (American Invaders) on his Cromwell Estate, in England. WE will not say anything against inherited wealth and privilege. But WE have earned OUR position in Plushiland by hard work. Surely the Brit-Plush secret service could train the Grey Squirrels as Spies. As WE did! 

Of course Badgers are being killed for the second year in England, the Squirrels have always suffered in England as Immigrants. Only the red ones are liked (England for English Squirrels only.). Even the
Three Beavers and Tollie
three beavers in Devon, England are at risked of being "re-homed" BY A bullet. One last rant about Brit-Plush then WE are done.

That Cameron Chap of England, must pay the billions he owes the European Union.  Queen Merkel of Germany (Deutsch-Plush) should demand HER MONEY back! Just like Mrs Thatcher did in the 1980's. WE, WE means Plushiland cannot get funds from the EU's Expansion to China Budget, until Cameron (British Prime Minister) pays up. So until then the building of OUR Palace, Villa, Humble Abode, a mere Hovel really has come to a standstill.

Finally a shout out to Salem Saberhagen, from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. See Youtube. The young witch (Salem not Sabrina) who was turned into a cat for trying to take over the World! WE are currently studying his actions to see where he went wrong.

King Salem

Salem, Halloween

Salem III

Happy Halloween

Ratti Von PLush as Emperor Napoleon, the First
Ratti Von Plush

Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,

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