Friday, 20 September 2013

Language Problems and Asylum Seekers?

Last week I reported that to avoid the Badger killing in England, some Badgers had managed to escape to Plushiland. These Badgers were expected to learn the Plushiland dialect of the Universal-Plush language, Plushi. One of the Badgers, Bud has been spending a lot of time with The Right Honourable Hagar Von Plush, known as Tollie. It seems That Tollie has taught Bud, Cornwellian, Brit-Plushi. This is because Tollie is originally from Cornwell in Brit-Plush/know to you HUMANS as England. Not only that, but it seems that Tollie and Bud have entered into a Registered Civil Plushi-Partnership. 
Bud, Badger and Tollie Von PLush

[President Pushtin of Plushia will be very cross about that.] We wanted  all immigrants to Plushiland to integrate as soon as possible.  Our other Badger asylum seeker has moved into accommodation in Plushi Towers, building 1, level 1.
Ratti Von Plush,
Lord President of the Privy Council & Grand Vizier,
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,

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